Alanis Morissette in Brentwood. (August 11, 2011)
you live, you learn
you’re fat, i’ve learned
you live, you learn
the fat won’t burn
You stuff your face, you bloat
you go for a swim, you don’t float
If you ever start feeling jealous of Ryan Reynolds, like you want to trade lives with him, remember everything you’re signing up for.
Interesting. Apparently I have seen Alanis Morisette at several suburban malls and kids soccer games. She seemed so edgy . . .
She traded a jagged little pill for sponge cake with creamy filling.
if you ever took a look at some of her earlier pics, this figure is about the same. i think only recently before the baby did she look thin.
God’s getting her groove on.
Thats why we stil have radio. So we can enjoy a few of her songs but not have to look at her.
wtf happened to jennifer love hewitts face?
“Yeah, it’s funny. He does say, honey I can’t do this. Can you hit the light switch. So I reach over and………wait? What are you sayin’?”
so they finally found Casey Anthony?!
so Casey Anthony has a new tattoo on her arm.
sweet mom arms
thank you mcdonalds.
thank you wendys.
thank you oh castles so white.
thank you taco bell.
thank you kfc.
thank you krispy kremes all night.
DON’T FORGET POPEY’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s like ten thousands spoons (of ice cream) when all ya need is a knife…
So they found Casey Anthony!
You, you, you, ought to know…better than to wear that.
She’s whinnying, give her a carrot.
She normally keeps one hand in her pocket but the other is ALWAYS looking for cheeseburgers.
“Isn’t it ironic?”
-No it isn’t.
Ladies and Gentlemen…..GOD!
I want you to know that I would not want her to go down on me in theater.
Dave Coulier always loved her Tyrannosaurus impression.
Obesity is not ironic.
I’m surprised of all the fat jokes when the woman is in the middle of a StairMaster workout.
She’s doing her best T-Rex
It’s like 10,000 100’s when all you need is a 5… Ha, I’m rich bitches!
That cooch doesn’t look like it smells that good!
I DON’T recommend walking around your livingroom naked more then anyone!!!!
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