superficial

  1. Richard McBeef

    you live, you learn
    you’re fat, i’ve learned

  2. If you ever start feeling jealous of Ryan Reynolds, like you want to trade lives with him, remember everything you’re signing up for.

  3. Interesting. Apparently I have seen Alanis Morisette at several suburban malls and kids soccer games. She seemed so edgy . . .

  4. She traded a jagged little pill for sponge cake with creamy filling.

  5. Satan's bitch

    God’s getting her groove on.

  6. SIN

    Thats why we stil have radio. So we can enjoy a few of her songs but not have to look at her.

  7. adolf hitler

    wtf happened to jennifer love hewitts face?

  8. HumpinFrog

    “Yeah, it’s funny. He does say, honey I can’t do this. Can you hit the light switch. So I reach over and………wait? What are you sayin’?”

  9. so they finally found Casey Anthony?!

  10. so Casey Anthony has a new tattoo on her arm.

  11. Hugh Gentry

    sweet mom arms

  12. thin lizzie

    thank you mcdonalds.
    thank you wendys.
    thank you oh castles so white.
    thank you taco bell.
    thank you kfc.
    thank you krispy kremes all night.

  13. Jeanine

    It’s like ten thousands spoons (of ice cream) when all ya need is a knife…

  14. Frank The Duck

    So they found Casey Anthony!

  15. The Pope

    You, you, you, ought to know…better than to wear that.

  16. cc

    She’s whinnying, give her a carrot.

  17. fartbucket

    She normally keeps one hand in her pocket but the other is ALWAYS looking for cheeseburgers.

  18. the whole enchilada

    “Isn’t it ironic?”
    -No it isn’t.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Ladies and Gentlemen…..GOD!

  20. RHawk

    I want you to know that I would not want her to go down on me in theater.

  21. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Dave Coulier always loved her Tyrannosaurus impression.

  22. Jack

    Obesity is not ironic.

  23. Rough, warrior, survivor, gift

    I’m surprised of all the fat jokes when the woman is in the middle of a StairMaster workout.

  24. bob

    She’s doing her best T-Rex

  25. wilsjay

    It’s like 10,000 100′s when all you need is a 5… Ha, I’m rich bitches!

  26. terry

    That cooch doesn’t look like it smells that good!

  27. Steelerchick

    I DON’T recommend walking around your livingroom naked more then anyone!!!!

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