1. Johnny P!

    “Whaddya mean I have to use the drive-thru to order?!?”?

  2. Willie Dixon

    “Excuse me, ma’am, I think you dropped your purse…”
    “Get away from me, freaky fuckerhead.”
    …next woman
    “Excuse me, ma’am, I think you dropped your purse…”

  3. Did you know that when you call Mr. Chow to make a reservation, they answer the phone with, “Mr. Chow, that’s our name, that name again is Mr. Chow”? True story.

  4. Whoopi

    Check the photo again, Shia “Thebeef” is the driver!

  5. “You dirty paps thought you would get a shot of my vag as I got out? Think again punks.”

  6. “That’s NOT a male prostitute….um….I mean hello.”

  7. Netta

    James Caan has really let himself go.

  8. You know you’ve got some fucked plastic surgery, when your forehead starts behind your ears.

  9. Animal

    Wonder if his phaser is set on stun?

  10. There’s eight ways you can use the word ‘cocksucker’ in this picture.

  11. Skinny jeans set on castrate.

  12. catapostrophe

    Sweet valise, bro.

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “Hey Mr. Travolta! Thanks for the hand job!”

  14. This is weird; he looks like he took a shower in the near past.

  15. bigalkie

    Fuck you Travolta, I only look gay.

  16. Brad Pitt-Stains

    His hair is (successfully) trying to escape his face.

  17. It looks like Mickey is getting his drooling problem under control.

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