Are his eyes getting smaller?
Sad Keanu? No.
Happy Keanu? No.
Stoned out of his fucking gourd Keanu? Yup.
This is what Matrix feedback looks like “I know Kung Fu because the other me knows Kung Fu who knows Kung Fu before I knew Kung Fu when Kung Fu was something that I didn’t know before I knew Kung Fu.”
Damnin! I was going to use “I know Kung Fu.” I’m late to the party.
Back in ten minutes
why are so many people audtioning for the role of a walker in The Walking Dead?
He is a real beady-eyed motherfucker, isn’t he?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
Looks like someone’s still on his excellent adventure. Ha! Ammiright?!? Yeah? ‘Excellent ‘Adventure’? Yeah! (cries into my Wyld Stallions t-shirt)
There is no meth spoon…
“is this the audition for the Kung Fu remake?”
Stand back…this one sometimes abruptly barfs in public.
He took the green pill
Damn, who DOESN’T have a wax figurine these days???
He’s undergoing terminal stage culkinization.
“Dude what if The Matrix was real and my life is the movie…”
He’s still acting?
That would imply he acted before, wouldn’t it?
Damn cookies! Just what did the Oracle put in them? And why do I have a hickey?!
“Goddamn what was in that shit man? I never had no dope like that before in my life man. That’s the heaviest shit I ever smoked man. I mean I smoked a lot of shit before man, but goddamn man that’s heavy shit!”
Who are you 6 anomalies of pop culture down voting an Up In Smoke quote?
I still would
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Keanu Reeves at the premiere of Side By Side held at The Museum of Modern Art New York City. (August 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN