‘When The Cop Shone His Flashlight Into The Woods’ to give it it’s full title

He scares me.

Nice fucking wife beater . . . er . . . husband beater . . . er, wait, is he a top or a bottom?

Soon to play Roger Sterling’s gay, illegitimate son on “Mad Men.”

Doesn’t he remember how much cooler he was when he was Nightcrawler ?

This picture can be re-used in 20 years as Ryan Gosling.

More like “Into the Closet”, amiright?
(seriously though, I saw that play on broadway ’round 25 years ago, good stuff as I remember.)

PINK, After a long night.

Pretty sure I had that same watch. In 1984.

Still not as gay as Twilight.

The red watch really butch’s up that outfit.

When people ask him, “Are you Cumming?”, I bet he has a whole collection of funny or not so funny replies.

Straight on so many leve…. wait

And yet, still less gay than Travolta.

Hes wearing Maria Shrivers get up…

Emma Watson is finally pulling her tits out.

Barely gay at all.

It must be a New York thing.

“Shakespeare in the Park” is not a theater group it’s an outdoor masturbation club.

“Out of the Closet and Into the Woods” – sounds like some conservative’s solution to the Gay Epidemic.

With a name like that, he was born for gay porn stardom.

Nope, not gay at all.

Into the woods with George Michaels.

People start celebrating Christmas earlier and earlier every year. He’s already donned his gay apparel.

This guy is quite a good actor. Additionally, he looks like shit!

I’m most puzzled by the digital watch.