Ewww auditioning for jersey shore? Needs to work on the tan.
Whore shoes are good.
Put a cigarette in her mouth and a 5 iron in her hand and that’s John Daly in drag.
9121OOOh I just got crabs.
She’s doing that David Blaine levitation trick. Better than he does.
The mystery clown behind her gives me the creeps.
“Mommy do we have to go home to the trailer again?”
She’s looking a little more Garth and a little less Jennie here.
Her figure is still in good shape.
I don’t know what the hell’s going on with the rest of her though. She’d look better in Pink’s original outfit.
I got here late, I figured that there would be twenty Jennie GIRTH jokes.
That outfit, in combination of New York City, has “future mob wife” written all over it.
I was just thinking that animal print on a cougar was surely too desperately trite, but yeah, not if her target audience is the mob.
Oh, Jennie. You don’t need to do that.
She has been married for a long time. Now that she’s divorced, it’s time to let her inner skank out.
Don’t mind me. Just enjoying the day in my Jersey skank pants and whore heels with my box of wine in my hand.
“Honey, walking in heels is hard for Mommy. Babysteps. Hold mommy’s hand so she can balance.”
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