I’ll be back…for more plastic surgery.
True story, the maid caused his googly eye… she’s THAT good.
“No, I will not make this out to StopBangingTheHelpThankYou”
“Hi Vhere Kristen Stewart.Vould you like to Be my maid?”
*Shudder* Now you know what Maria saw right before penetration. *shudder*
“Veeahr iss yah haas keeepah?”
Just about to sign on for his Bumpits-for-men endorsement deal.
He used to make the same face before vetoing bills
“If I am not me, then who the hell am I?”
Maria should be very happy that this orange monster gave her an ironclad excuse to exit the marriage.
Mickey Rourke is looking pretty good, all things considered.
This is exactly the look you give someone you bang and then make them clean your house afterwards…
Seconds later, the paparazzo found himself painfully regretting his choice of a housekeeper’s uniform as an approaching strategy.
Okay, okay…. it is ah tumah.
He’s starting to resemble his mistress.
GodBless America. I never thought that I would see the day that I would be better looking than Don Johnson. BTW, Expendables One was one of the all time worst movies, part two should be more of the same.
Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a tumor.
Sorry donkeylicks. I’ve thumbed myself down out of outright shame.
At least he’s not doing side-kicks. Although I’m pretty sure we’re seeing his full range of motion right here.
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