1. Contusion

    I’ll be back…for more plastic surgery.

  2. “No, I will not make this out to StopBangingTheHelpThankYou”

  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    “Hi Vhere Kristen Stewart.Vould you like to Be my maid?”

  4. it had to be said

    *Shudder* Now you know what Maria saw right before penetration. *shudder*

  5. “Veeahr iss yah haas keeepah?”

  6. catapostrophe


  7. Just about to sign on for his Bumpits-for-men endorsement deal.

  8. Swearin

    He used to make the same face before vetoing bills

  9. “If I am not me, then who the hell am I?”

  10. Cock Dr

    Maria should be very happy that this orange monster gave her an ironclad excuse to exit the marriage.

  11. father dougal

    Mickey Rourke is looking pretty good, all things considered.

  12. anonymous

    This is exactly the look you give someone you bang and then make them clean your house afterwards…

  13. Seconds later, the paparazzo found himself painfully regretting his choice of a housekeeper’s uniform as an approaching strategy.

  14. donkeylicks

    Okay, okay…. it is ah tumah.

  15. Blech

    He’s starting to resemble his mistress.

  16. bigalkie

    GodBless America. I never thought that I would see the day that I would be better looking than Don Johnson. BTW, Expendables One was one of the all time worst movies, part two should be more of the same.

  17. Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a tumor.

  18. At least he’s not doing side-kicks. Although I’m pretty sure we’re seeing his full range of motion right here.

  19. Fishballs

    “My fav-o-rite mooooveee? Why, Maid in Manhattan of co-orse. Now GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!”

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