Mischa: “Tastes like Betty White!”
Dog: (this bitch can lick her own ass?!?”

Well the conservatives did say that if we let gays marry bestiality would be next. Who would have guessed they were right?

Awww, what an adorable bitch!

That dog looks like he was praying for the sweet embrace of death… And Mischa obliged…

Can dogs get herpes?

Whoa. This bitch can barely dress herself and she has a retail store? Do they just give those things to just anyone? Remember the yellow mom pants??

Little did Sparky know that the white powder residue on her lips was not from a donut….

what’s with all these french lkissing the dogs. in the old days they just had “doggie style” sex with the dogs.

Fido, you’ve made a choice now. I see a lot of genital-smeared peanut butter in your future.

In her defense, everything looks like a water fountain once you get that fucked up.

I guess she gets the love wherever she can get it.

Hey, if it is OK for Alicia Silverstone to feed her kids that way it should be fine for Mischa Barton to do it with hers too.

The poor dog is given a smell of her dinner plate and then he has to go and fetch

Dog “LET… GO… OF… MY…. HEAD!”

Wrong Lipstick Mischa, the red rocket is further down.

“30 seconds for an ounce, right? That was the deal.”

Lucky bitch… unfortunate dog

“Well, Basset hound tongue does taste interesting, but I think I still prefer the shrimp puffs…”

Where is the ASPCA when a poor pooch needs it?

WTF is up with all these losers getting a retail store in London?

The smart money would be on a dentist or teeth whitening operation across the pond.

Mischa is looking good – fuck all you haters

I was there. The dog licked his ass afterwards to get the taste out of his mouth.

That, “Oh shit!” moment Barton ran into a drug sniffing dog.

Next she will start talking with a fake British accent.

the dog just licked its ass a few seconds ago.

mmm tasty.

Dog: “She must not know that I just got finished licking my ass.”

Mischa: “He must not know that I just got finished licking my ass.”

I rarely get to say this, but it was hotter when Betty White did it.

I thought this was Alicia Silverstone feeding her dog.

How risqué of her to skip mainstream porn and go right for the freakfest segment. She must be jonesing baaad.

How is this not dog abuse?

Fuck you, PETA.

Beastiality……and I mean with her not the dog.

Someone told her the dog just licked its crack and she got a little ahead of herself.

It’s nice to see her dating again.

Well…as long as it’s French.