Mischa: “Tastes like Betty White!”
Dog: (this bitch can lick her own ass?!?”
Well the conservatives did say that if we let gays marry bestiality would be next. Who would have guessed they were right?
Rent the DVD “Zoo” from netflix. Yep, pushing the boundaries.
Awww, what an adorable bitch!
That dog looks like he was praying for the sweet embrace of death… And Mischa obliged…
Can dogs get herpes?
Whoa. This bitch can barely dress herself and she has a retail store? Do they just give those things to just anyone? Remember the yellow mom pants??
Little did Sparky know that the white powder residue on her lips was not from a donut….
what’s with all these french lkissing the dogs. in the old days they just had “doggie style” sex with the dogs.
Fido, you’ve made a choice now. I see a lot of genital-smeared peanut butter in your future.
In her defense, everything looks like a water fountain once you get that fucked up.
I guess she gets the love wherever she can get it.
Hey, if it is OK for Alicia Silverstone to feed her kids that way it should be fine for Mischa Barton to do it with hers too.
10 points for originality–I was getting tired of the obvious ass licking and bitch jokes
The poor dog is given a smell of her dinner plate and then he has to go and fetch
Dog “LET… GO… OF… MY…. HEAD!”
Wrong Lipstick Mischa, the red rocket is further down.
“30 seconds for an ounce, right? That was the deal.”
Lucky bitch… unfortunate dog
“Well, Basset hound tongue does taste interesting, but I think I still prefer the shrimp puffs…”
Where is the ASPCA when a poor pooch needs it?
WTF is up with all these losers getting a retail store in London?
The smart money would be on a dentist or teeth whitening operation across the pond.
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