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  1. Bob

    Nice try, Don, but nobody out-Mickeys the Rourke!

  2. Buddy The Elf

    Not seen: missing socks with his Topsiders.

  3. Johnny P!

    Channeling Tennessee Williams.

  4. Willie Dixon

    “Take that, Bandaras!”

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t often play pocket billiards but when I do… Result!

  6. Phoenix

    Looks like “Nash” hung out with Cheech for too long.

  7. “I don’t always have acting jobs, but when I do, I’m paid in nachos.”

  8. “I don’t always fight cocaine dealing drug lords, but when I do, I do it in Miami”

  9. rican

    Looking good Mr. Miyagi.

  10. Shouldn’t this read “… at the launch of his new retail store in London”?

  11. I bet he’s dreaming up a sweet haiku.

  12. Swearin

    He’s probably wondering why Mickey Rourke is wearing his old Miami Vice costume in the pic earlier in this gallery

  13. “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  14. After the Mickster and the Kirko, I say he looks fucking amazing.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    KFC revealed a hipper, sleeker Colonel Sanders mascot for their new gay market.

  16. tlmck

    Not “the most interesting man in the world”.

  17. Billebuoy

    Val Kilmer, eat yer heart out.

  18. CranAppleSnapple

    Diabeetus… oops sorry, NonBrimley.

  19. Don’s pushing his new book : Aging Douchebag.

  20. lori

    I’ll always love him.

  21. mbcl

    “your move Fieri”

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