Jersey Shore star Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 7, 2011)
Is she picking up bits of MTV provided road kill now? Was that in the script?
“That blister you have is HOW big?”
“My vibrator. It was green and about this long. Ugh. My stomach feels funny.”
“Cross over, children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light.”
Now clear your minds. It knows what scares you. It has from the very beginning. Don’t give it any help; it knows too much already.
My vag is this wide!
“Stab myself with a knife this long? But my vagina would swallow it whole!”
“the cock was this big”
“He looka like a man.”
This thing was skinny for all of two seconds.
“I am disappointed that I was only able to get this much in my ass”
There’s always a dead bird in the foreground saying it all with his broken wing.
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! > I < HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SACRIFICE IT OR I'LL LOSE MY SHOW!"
She ate the pickle which is a penis.
Seriously, every picture of her is it’s own joke. Trying to caption them is like pouring corn syrup on sugar.
Two Snookie pics? Everybody out, they exceeded the weight limit for this post.
ugh… clapping is hard!
oh, about this wide??? Why do you ask?
She measured her fingers and her penis is this big.
“Is this how you’re supposed to fist?”
Have you seen my pickle? It was about this big
She looks like an old Filipino whore.
My sincere apologies to old Filipino whores everywhere.
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