…Or maybe she dug up MJ’s dangly?
How a NYT best-selling author defines, “subtle”
Somebody should REALLY tell that guy behind her where that basketball has been
I’d hit it.
An apple… you put an apple in its mouth, not a cucumber.
“Just think guys, I get to go to America and end up in a nice dish in a fancy restaurant!” -Pickle
a few weeks later
“Noooooooooooooo! God why have you forsaken me?” -Pickle
I don’t like this “Celebrities Go Green” campaign.
You mean that’s not her tongue?
I wonder if that’s a Bread & Butter or Kosher Dill pickle. Fuckin makes me hungry.
REALLY?…Cause she makes me lose my appetite.
OK. I honestly need to know. Do other people actually, honestly, go out in public sucking on pickles in Jersey? I’ve never been, I just need to know if it’s a local thing or a publicity shot. Because really, a bunch of women walking down the street all sucking on pickles would be fucking hilarious.
they should have casted her in planet of the apes
Practice makes perfect. If she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
What an absolutely worthless Pez dispenser.
Who the hell wants a dill pickle Pez?
Maybe she should have read the instructions on her new butt plug. At least, I HOPE it’s new. Ewwwww.
SPECIES FOUR: THE JERSHEY SHORE
How many Jershey Shore guys just dropped their soap, stopped to tie their shoes, or picked up a penny on the street? All of them!!
Out of frame are three pygmy warriors with bows and pickles, shaking their fists in frustration.
She went shopping for a pickle and a baseball bat, and neither of them are in her purse. So what did she do with … oooohhhhh.
Four unfunny comments < one funny comment.
More proof that everything that comes out of her mouth resembles a turd.
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