Jersey Shore star Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 7, 2011)
That was a cucumber before she put it in her mouth.
. . . and Snooki eats another vibrator.
You can’t see it, but Paulie D is in her other hole.
Last thing a fly sees.
That, my friends, is one classy lady!
Practice makes perfect.
That’s the least tarty tasting phallic thing to ever get there
if H. P. Lovecraft were writing his stories today, this would be exactly how he would describe a Shoggoth.
Who is the poor bastard who’s pecker turned green and fell off? At least we don’t have to guess why.
Aww! What a cute binky! It looks like the emasculated dick of the Situation!
This seems to be a natural thing for her….to have a phallic anything in her mouth.
Thats not what he meant when he asked her to suck his pickle
Muffled pickle HERP-a-DERP!
Well, I guess I kinda understand why they would choose her to be the spokesperson for the New Jersey Whore Store, but I ain’t every buying what they are selling.
Funny, all the penises that have been inside her mouth turned that exact shade of green.
well someone finally couldn’t take her talking and glued a cuke in her mouth.
The pickle is a penis.
I’m sorry. There’s nothing more that can be said to add comedy to this picture.
And Willy Wonka fetishists everywhere rejoiced
All pickle-penis jokes aside, she does look a lot better now that she trimmed up a bit.
I bet she’s sucked greener…
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