Someone is pulling a Prince William.
It looks like Robert Pattinson has been hanging around with the Jackass crew.
meh, he looks like my ex-husband
hes taking this vampire walking dead thing too seriously.
oh leave this poor man alone. can’t you see he saw Kristie Alley naked.
After the pie in the face the other day, he discovered it wasn’t all pie.
“Can he get much higher”
Waht? Oh. The docta finks it’s mange I caught from Kristen. We don’t bave, you see.
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
•I want the latest hair cut trend call the rat’s nest, immediately.
-but sir you’ll look like a retar_. Right you are, sir…
He looks like someone just dug him up. All creepy and crawly. Ew.
Emus are so adorable just after they’ve hatched, aren’t they?
I was thinking ostrich with the white-pink skin, but to hell with that. THIS!
After walking into a running weedwhacker, he woke from his week long bender
I didn’t know he suffers from Down’s Syndrome.
English men are nasty. Look at this pile of inbred fuck.
“Falling down in the pile of cocaine was a happy accident. -But WHY DID I RUB MY EYES?”
and he’s the ‘sexiest man alive’? i’ve just sewn my vagina shut.
SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
It started off with a couple of drinks and escalated from there…wonder what the other guy looks like?!
from the first time I ever saw this f* er until this very moment, he still looks retarded — like one of those people they hire in government offices who work in the mail room… not drooling or completely f*ed but kinda functional… every pic! at first I’m like, “aww, poor thing…” at first, then I realize it’s that dude from the lame mormon vampire movies….
Why do girls think he’s so attractive? I just don’t see it…
Fish why are you showing us a photo of a rabid opossum?
ahaha his hair is like this for a movie where he gets half of his head shaved
eh looks like a cock, as a the bird.
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Robert Pattinson in Toronto. (July 8, 2011)