1. Cock Dr

    I wonder what’s wrong with her. Rabies? Struck by lightning?

  2. Kirstie Alley heard about this event, but was disappointed upon showing up.

  3. neo

    id bang her then tell her to make nachos

  4. baron of all media

    Guaranteed this chick is a bedroom dynamo.

  5. TomFrank

    Why is she at the Bread & Butter fashion trade show? Clearly, she’s never eaten either.

  6. I would like to fuck her just to see if I could make her cry

  7. the things people will do to get out of Canada when Prince William and Kate Middleton went there.

  8. MrsWrong

    Abbey Dawn Fashion Line. For when you want The Walk of Shame to last all day

  9. Nik

    Eternally 15.

  10. tlmck

    The other Olsen sister?

  11. LJ

    She looked better at a distance, on the yacht in a bikini.

  12. lori

    Ugggh. Yellow teeth, dead looking skin and hair, weird stance and really stupid outfit. And SUNGLASSES. WTF.

    • Arzach

      Wow there’s always a jealous old fat ugly cow.
      Who the hell cares she’s wearing? Really , I don’t. She’s really fuckable, just don’t let her talk or sing or anything, like a good animated blowdoll.

      • Meh

        Dude she’s (he’s?) right. I’m not a jealous old fat ugly cow but I mean come don’t you have eyes? She looks so washed up.

    • we do have eyes. it’s just that we all saw Snooki with a pickle in her mouth. so Avril is extremely hot hot hot.

  13. wildfungus

    Does this mean Taylor Momsen is winning then? And I don’t mean like Charlie Sheen.

  14. bj

    The only zombie I’d ever fuck.

  15. lemon

    Sean White in a wig??

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