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  1. Ksurfiws

    those are real

  2. how do you tell your wife that she needs to look like this without getting a frying pan across the head?

    • MrsWrong

      Start with an insult of this girl(say something like her eyes are lopsided so she won’t yell at you for staring at her chest). Then say you like the bathing suit and if she could get (not fit) into *THAT suit* you will take her to (insert tropical vacation here) {the genius is you never praised the lady AND your wife will TRY to get there. If she doesn’t think she would look good in it, console her and say “honey, everone knows those boobs are fake, I love yours but if it makes you feel better we could get a consult if you want surgery”(no pressure, SHE wants it :) )

  3. Then, why do I see rough in your eyes?

    Don’t mean to rain on Paris’s lookalike parade but Id like to apologize to Lacey Schwemmer for getting ban on the superficial on the count of my sexy quiqs about her…

  4. RHawk

    I don’t know why she’s famous, but I hoping it has something to do with being a slut who likes to screw out of shape middle aged men.

    • MrsWrong

      Nothing wrong with using your assests on a sugar daddy while you still have them. I’m sure HE’S not complaining

  5. Satan's bitch

    The evil eyes and armband tat ruin the effect.

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