Kelly Brook at the Tattler Pajama Party at Claridges Hotel in London. (July 7, 2011)
Please tell me there was a pillow fight later. And that there are pictures.
She needs a waistline to go with those immense boobies.
No she doesn’t.
You either know nothing about boobs, or too much about cock.
Let’s get her into a bikini for a thorough evaluation. Any volunteers?
Baobob, ’nuff said.
The right nipple was left on.
…quoth the raven, ‘take it off bitch..skwaaak!”
Hey pussy, stop scaring the birds.
This woman was built for body shots.
Oh, good. Looks like Ultimo came out with an Alfred Hitchcock line
Wow, nice cinema reference. +10.
Love child of Beyonce and Sofia Vergara.
For some strange reason, I have a sudden overwhelming urge to eat crow.
I had to wait 20 minutes for some blood to get to my brain to write this, and even thought I’m still dizzy
Someone call Hitchcock and tell him to get his fucking birds out of the way already.
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