Douche hat is douchey.
Douchenozzle is douchier.
Half n half for $20 if you must know.
he needs to turn around if he wants to see jaywalking bitch get hit by a Mini.
I pictured it more like :
Joey : I used to be somebody! Please love me!!
girl : …I’m outta here
Squeege guys take credit cards now? Only in LA…
18…..19….20. Move it along, son
That douchetopper is going to look crazy awesome when the mud he smears on his head finally sprouts and pokes out the holes like a Chia pet.
I see he has his bus pass ready.
‘So you’re saying I just need to start wearing dark colors, then people will think I’m an old Jonas brother? Ok, I’ll see you at this corner next week.’
Somewhere, Peter Wentz sits crying, pants-less and hat-less. Somewhere else, Britney Spears sits confused, wondering who stole her facial expression.
I always feel bad for pets that are left tied up while their masters go shopping, or in this case, go running off like a thief in the night.
I used to roll the bottom of my pant legs up like that 20 years ago. xD His wrist beads and hat need to go….he looks like a douch nozzle.
“Woah! Paparazzi want a picture of ME? Better flash them my best smile!”
Is he selling cigars?
Who knew they had a parking valet at the Encino Dry Cleaners?
. o O (Oh Man, there’s totally 35 cents worth of cans sticking out of that garbage can. And THAT’S just what I can SEE from HERE!)
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