Always wear a helmet. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!
mansion of teeth is more like it.
Wait, that’s not Jerry Springer at all!
OMG…Its like staring at an inkblot and we both saw the same thing!
Fish, you should have put this one at the very end, so when people are rubbing one out during the “hot chick finale” they’d get a nice surprise.
Hey, don’t you try to take my hot chick finales away from me!
“Fuck! That black-market tetanus shot must have been fake!”
On his own personal roller coaster.
so that’s what you r face looks like when you have a broom shoved up your ass.
“Mr. Busey, do you know what meth is?” Gary locks jaw and looks down hoping to evade the question.
Go back and bring it to me with urine in it like I asked!
“All of me is yellow.”
“shit what am I promoting again”
*rubs teeth together* and thinks “where’smydrink.Iorderedmydrink5minutesago.Ican’ttalktothesepeoplewithoutmydrink.Mydrinkhelpsmethinkgood.WhenI’mthirsty,IdrinkmyDRINK.FORchristSAKESSOMEONEGETGARYHISDRINK”
Fire Marshall Bill is stumped by the latest series of arson attacks.
It’s like a Picasso painting come to life.
After 25 years, lucidity comes whipping back.
Not even Jim Carrey can do that with his face. Every one of his features is battling the others to death.
Holy hell- whose idea was it to build a Cabbage patch Josef Mengele doll?
She blinded ME with science!
Shit – Nick Nolte lost a ton of weight!
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