I’m sooooo wasted…. I SAID I’M SOOOO WASTED!!
Out celebrating the demise of his favorite newspaper.
No pictured: Tom Cruise sucking the Xenu from his volcano. No wonder Katie Holmes has been so cheerful lately.
Ahhh, stoned again…
George! GEORGE!! Show us your “kneeling in the mens room stall” face!
please make this a comment of the week…
Oh, I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty Colon I forgot to cleanse
Tonight I’m gonna need a friend
to hump and pump my rear end
Paparazzi in the God. Damn. Urinal.
1. Find a secluded park
2. Go inside bathroom stall
4. Lean back and enjoy the day
I thought #4 was profit.
only for underpants gnomes, not Cypriot gnomes.
Oh, I’m never gonna dance again,
Guilty colon I forgot to cleanse.
Tonight I’m going need a friend,
someone to hump and pump my rear end.
Maybe it’s better this way,
we’d hurt each other with our backdoor entry.
Hemorrhoids are not fun
George is happy with his new boyfriend, that actor who played Hermonie in the Harry potter movies.
Damn, this is the third random sphinter spasm I’ve had tonight. I don’t know why I keep getting them.
Wow, that Bluth kid really aged after the show was cancelled
Push it in FURTHER – FURTHER!
I don’t know about the sun, but it certainly looks like someone’s son is going down on him.
It’s like if Sylvester Stallone was a skinny old twink.
He’s Simply Appalling
He will be your Zombie Figure
Don’t wake me up, just go go
Guilty Crow’s Feet have got no rhythm.
Drunk on cock.
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