superficial

  1. I’m sooooo wasted…. I SAID I’M SOOOO WASTED!!

  2. Cock Dr

    Out celebrating the demise of his favorite newspaper.

  3. baron of all media

    No pictured: Tom Cruise sucking the Xenu from his volcano. No wonder Katie Holmes has been so cheerful lately.

  4. Abby Normal

    Ahhh, stoned again…

  5. George! GEORGE!! Show us your “kneeling in the mens room stall” face!

  6. Oh, I’m never gonna dance again
    Guilty Colon I forgot to cleanse

  7. Tonight I’m gonna need a friend
    to hump and pump my rear end

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Paparazzi in the God. Damn. Urinal.

  9. 1. Find a secluded park
    2. Go inside bathroom stall
    3. ??????
    4. Lean back and enjoy the day

  10. Oh, I’m never gonna dance again,
    Guilty colon I forgot to cleanse.
    Tonight I’m going need a friend,
    someone to hump and pump my rear end.
    Maybe it’s better this way,
    we’d hurt each other with our backdoor entry.

  11. Hemorrhoids are not fun

  12. George is happy with his new boyfriend, that actor who played Hermonie in the Harry potter movies.

  13. Fast Eddie

    Damn, this is the third random sphinter spasm I’ve had tonight. I don’t know why I keep getting them.

  14. MrsWrong

    Wow, that Bluth kid really aged after the show was cancelled

  15. SSHGuru

    Push it in FURTHER – FURTHER!

  16. I don’t know about the sun, but it certainly looks like someone’s son is going down on him.

  17. CharmlessMan

    It’s like if Sylvester Stallone was a skinny old twink.

  18. UnholyKrep

    He’s Simply Appalling
    He will be your Zombie Figure
    Don’t wake me up, just go go
    Guilty Crow’s Feet have got no rhythm.

  19. Turd Ferguson

    Drunk on cock.

  20. SIN

    Someone left their vibrating Butt-Plug on the High setting again.

  21. The Critical Crassness

    “And then the guy in the next stall bit down on my dick and ,,,,,,,HEAVEN!

  22. Blech

    He looks like he just came… to me.

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