“I Fart On You”
Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
JS: “You want me to what a what?”
Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”
Doh, you beat me to it :P
“Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”
When’s the wedding?
I love that I get to work with great artists. Photoshop artists.
I fancy bacon
“I can’t remember.”
“I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.
First thing that came to my mind as well. lol
Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”
I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.
krep. Beat me to that one. Well played, McSmackup.
Her next perfume will be ‘I am Job”- for the sophisticated career woman.
They Photoshopped her so much she looks 12.
FUN FACT: They let her name the perfume. They had to shorten the original title and take the”-Be Fancy Like Me” off because it wouldn’t fit on the bottle.
Not shown: Deep dish pizza under the table.
Photoshop has come a long way, you would never guess that she was hugging a rack of lamb in this picture.
Oh. Oh my. Well, Jessica, you seem like a nice girl and all, but you see, I’m gay as of right now.
Too much photoshop on Kirstie Alley
“Don’t hate me because I’m…. oh, I dunno- overfed?”
It smells like chicken wings and cheese fries.
The only thing in this image that hasn’t been Photoshopped is the background!
I ran the brand name through the babel fish for pig latin. It’s like ‘I jessica simpson, will make you fancier than ever before, with this eau de toilette!’ Why isn’t she wearing it?
They might as well recycle any ole picture of her because they always seem to come out the same!
Should read: I Fancy Feast
medium rare, with extra sour cream.
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