“I Fart On You”
Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
JS: “You want me to what a what?”
Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”
Doh, you beat me to it :P
“Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”
When’s the wedding?
I love that I get to work with great artists. Photoshop artists.
I fancy bacon
“I can’t remember.”
“I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.
First thing that came to my mind as well. lol
Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”
I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.
krep. Beat me to that one. Well played, McSmackup.
Her next perfume will be ‘I am Job”- for the sophisticated career woman.
They Photoshopped her so much she looks 12.
FUN FACT: They let her name the perfume. They had to shorten the original title and take the”-Be Fancy Like Me” off because it wouldn’t fit on the bottle.
Not shown: Deep dish pizza under the table.
Photoshop has come a long way, you would never guess that she was hugging a rack of lamb in this picture.
Oh. Oh my. Well, Jessica, you seem like a nice girl and all, but you see, I’m gay as of right now.
Too much photoshop on Kirstie Alley
“Don’t hate me because I’m…. oh, I dunno- overfed?”
It smells like chicken wings and cheese fries.
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