1. Deacon Jones

    “I Fart On You”

  2. Arizona Ken

    …for BREAKFAST!!!

  3. JC

    Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
    JS: “You want me to what a what?”
    Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”

  4. “Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”

  5. Cock Dr

    When’s the wedding?

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I love that I get to work with great artists. Photoshop artists.

  7. Cookie

    I fancy bacon

  8. baron of all media

    “I can’t remember.”
    “Remember what?”
    “I know.”

  9. TomFrank

    “I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.


  10. Abby Normal

    Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”

  11. I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.

  12. Her next perfume will be ‘I am Job”- for the sophisticated career woman.

  13. RHawk

    They Photoshopped her so much she looks 12.

  14. MrsWrong

    FUN FACT: They let her name the perfume. They had to shorten the original title and take the”-Be Fancy Like Me” off because it wouldn’t fit on the bottle.

  15. tlmck

    Not shown: Deep dish pizza under the table.

  16. Photoshop has come a long way, you would never guess that she was hugging a rack of lamb in this picture.

  17. CharmlessMan

    Oh. Oh my. Well, Jessica, you seem like a nice girl and all, but you see, I’m gay as of right now.

  18. Kabe

    Too much photoshop on Kirstie Alley

  19. UnholyKrep

    “Don’t hate me because I’m…. oh, I dunno- overfed?”

  20. Turd Ferguson

    It smells like chicken wings and cheese fries.

  21. The Critical Crassness

    The only thing in this image that hasn’t been Photoshopped is the background!

  22. wildfungus

    I ran the brand name through the babel fish for pig latin. It’s like ‘I jessica simpson, will make you fancier than ever before, with this eau de toilette!’ Why isn’t she wearing it?

  23. Squishy

    They might as well recycle any ole picture of her because they always seem to come out the same!

  24. Anne

    Should read: I Fancy Feast

  25. bethy

    medium rare, with extra sour cream.

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