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  1. Deacon Jones

    “I Fart On You”

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Arizona Ken

    …for BREAKFAST!!!

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:43 pm /  Reply /00
  3. JC

    Photographer: “We want you to convey a feeling of longing.”
    JS: “You want me to what a what?”
    Photographer: “Um…pretend that I’m holding a plate of Chili’s baby back ribs…..yes, that’s it!”

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Georgio

    “Come on Jessica, show some desire…wait…stagehand, show her the cheeseburger. YES..there we go *click*”

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Cock Dr

    When’s the wedding?

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm /  Reply /00
  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I love that I get to work with great artists. Photoshop artists.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Cookie

    I fancy bacon

    Jul 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /00
  8. baron of all media

    “I can’t remember.”
    “Remember what?”
    “I know.”

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /00
  9. TomFrank

    “I Fancy You.” I can’t read those words without hearing Eddie Izzard’s voice saying it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0j3L1sLoMM

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Abby Normal

    Jessica: “Fancy You smells just like biscuits ‘n’ gravy. MMMMM-MM!”

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm /  Reply /00
  11. McFeely Smackup

    I guess the word “bacon” just wouldn’t fit on the bottle.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /00
  12. bianca

    Her next perfume will be ‘I am Job”- for the sophisticated career woman.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /00
  13. RHawk

    They Photoshopped her so much she looks 12.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /00
  14. MrsWrong

    FUN FACT: They let her name the perfume. They had to shorten the original title and take the”-Be Fancy Like Me” off because it wouldn’t fit on the bottle.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 6:43 pm /  Reply /00
  15. tlmck

    Not shown: Deep dish pizza under the table.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 7:11 pm /  Reply /00
  16. BurntWater

    Photoshop has come a long way, you would never guess that she was hugging a rack of lamb in this picture.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 8:02 pm /  Reply /00
  17. CharmlessMan

    Oh. Oh my. Well, Jessica, you seem like a nice girl and all, but you see, I’m gay as of right now.

    Jul 8, 2011 at 11:28 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Kabe

    Too much photoshop on Kirstie Alley

    Jul 8, 2011 at 11:32 pm /  Reply /00
  19. UnholyKrep

    “Don’t hate me because I’m…. oh, I dunno- overfed?”

    Jul 9, 2011 at 12:25 am /  Reply /00
  20. Turd Ferguson

    It smells like chicken wings and cheese fries.

    Jul 9, 2011 at 1:36 am /  Reply /00
  21. The Critical Crassness

    The only thing in this image that hasn’t been Photoshopped is the background!

    Jul 9, 2011 at 3:20 am /  Reply /00
  22. wildfungus

    I ran the brand name through the babel fish for pig latin. It’s like ‘I jessica simpson, will make you fancier than ever before, with this eau de toilette!’ Why isn’t she wearing it?

    Jul 9, 2011 at 5:21 am /  Reply /00
  23. Squishy

    They might as well recycle any ole picture of her because they always seem to come out the same!

    Jul 9, 2011 at 11:55 am /  Reply /00
  24. Anne

    Should read: I Fancy Feast

    Jul 9, 2011 at 4:02 pm /  Reply /00
  25. bethy

    medium rare, with extra sour cream.

    Jul 9, 2011 at 8:36 pm /  Reply /00

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