1. chupacabra

    Goddamn, she’s dressed up like a hippie but wearing high heels. FAIL.

  2. You think Poppa Hilton has ever had to pay for a bra?

  3. RHawk

    I guess Wonderbra doesn’t make swimwear.

  4. So that’s where the curtains went from my hotel room

  5. hbw

    I see Paris is molting and shedding her skin again.

  6. MrsWrong

    I thought we were done with these bitches. I thought it went Spears, Lohan, Hilton, Kardashian, and now were ready for a new train wreck

  7. Whore and Whorer.

  8. tlmck

    The blah sisters.

  9. SSHGuru

    The dress is trying to escape.

  10. Ruth

    If you look to your left, you can see the reptilian skin showing through.

  11. Alex

    between Paris’ mid section and Nicki’s legs it’s like looking in a funhouse mirror.

  12. CharmlessMan

    “Ugh, Paris, I thought I told you to walk FOUR paces behind me. You are SUCH an embarrassment!”

  13. Raoul

    Yep. They’re going to age well. Sure.

  14. Brennan Haley

    I’d call them scabs, but who would ever pick them!!

  15. The Critical Crassness

    Conrad Hilton:”There is no fucking way those came from any issue of my loins. They had to be adopted!”

  16. vitobonespur

    Nicky’s thighs are bow-legged. Never seen that before.

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