Goddamn, she’s dressed up like a hippie but wearing high heels. FAIL.

You think Poppa Hilton has ever had to pay for a bra?

I guess Wonderbra doesn’t make swimwear.

So that’s where the curtains went from my hotel room

I see Paris is molting and shedding her skin again.

I thought we were done with these bitches. I thought it went Spears, Lohan, Hilton, Kardashian, and now were ready for a new train wreck

Whore and Whorer.

The blah sisters.

The dress is trying to escape.

If you look to your left, you can see the reptilian skin showing through.

between Paris’ mid section and Nicki’s legs it’s like looking in a funhouse mirror.

“Ugh, Paris, I thought I told you to walk FOUR paces behind me. You are SUCH an embarrassment!”

Yep. They’re going to age well. Sure.

I’d call them scabs, but who would ever pick them!!

Conrad Hilton:”There is no fucking way those came from any issue of my loins. They had to be adopted!”

Nicky’s thighs are bow-legged. Never seen that before.