superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Augh!

  2. chupacabra

    me thinks she needs to get those hooves shaved down a bit…

    • Venom

      lol, hooves are exactly what I thought of when I saw that photo.
      Her horseface does not help matters.

      • HortonHearsABoob

        I have always thought she looks like Miss Piggy.

        Every time I see a photo of her, regardless of the venue, internally I hear/say “Hiiiiiii-YAH!”

  3. Jill_Ess

    Shauna Sand wannabe

  4. Somewhere a stripper is barefoot.

  5. neo

    ATTENTION AMERICA, THIS IS HOW A WOMEN SHOULD LOOK LIKE! NOT LIKE A FAT PIECE OF CRAP THAT 98.9% OF YOU LOOK LIKE. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.

  6. For s second there, I thought someone painted “Post No Bills” on her.

  7. stratacat

    The fat girl inside her is screaming for a KFC Double Down.

  8. RHawk

    “Dammit, why aren’t the construction workers whistling???”

  9. I would tap that just to watch her break

  10. Grand Dragon

    Does this cunt even sing anymore?

    • MrsWrong

      In Greek mythology, the Sirens were three dangerous bird-women, portrayed as seductresses who lured nearby sailors with their enchanting music and voices to shipwreck on the rocky coast of their island

  11. Someone clearly wants to cut a bitch because there is an infinitely hotter girl walking beside her (and yes, I can tell just from the arm & hair).

  12. kimmykimkim

    CAUTION: Curves.

  13. CharmlessMan

    She’s definitely going for that “hot” girl from the meth part of town look.

  14. Shorty80

    All I see is a coatrack with sunglasses on it.

  15. Admiral Kirk

    American chicks have the worst legs (I’m American so stfu with the foreigner comments).

  16. Raoul

    “OMG! These sunglasses are almost too heavy to wear!”

  17. TomFrank

    I think she considers lifting her ring up and down the equivalent of doing reps.

  18. fartbucket

    …c.c.cc..c.cc.c.ccc..cCCCOOOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!

  19. Holy shit, he fed her after midnight.

  20. UnholyKrep

    Nuthin’ bout this makes sense.

  21. john

    That reminds me, I must set out the chicken legs to thaw

  22. The Critical Crassness

    “The Stork” returns!

  23. Nobody

    “Oh good, you’re here. It was $450 right? Shelby pay the nice man with the camera.”

  24. lachica

    I love how she’s leading ring first. Making sure the cameras can see that she is MARRIED!

    This creature is beyond pathetic.

  25. CanuckCutie

    Moments later she fell through a crack in the floor

  26. JP

    She can starve herself and get a boob job (a crappy one at that), but it doesn’t distract from her butter face!

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