Chris Tucker at LAX. (July 8, 2011)
In every picture there’s a black guy . . . oh wait.
In every black guy there’s a picture saying it all with the words that are coming out of its mouth.
Ruby Rhod got butch.
Dayyyyyyym, yo career got knocked the fuck out!
He’s been in like, 6 movies and half of them start with the words Rush Hour
I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.
He’s fully realized we only had a finite tolerance for his voice.
Chris Tucker on his way to Hong Kong (again) to beg Jackie Chan to do just ONE more.
Can.. you.. see.. the.. calories.. that.. I.. have.. put.. inside.. of.. my.. mouth?
It actually looks like he’s lost weight.
‘Having your butt licked isn’t gay. An all-male threesome isn’t gay. Floral arrangements are gay. I don’t do floral arrangements, ergo I’m not gay!”
“Having your butt licke…..”
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