superficial

  1. In every picture there’s a black guy . . . oh wait.

  2. TomFrank

    In every black guy there’s a picture saying it all with the words that are coming out of its mouth.

  3. GuyLeDouche

    Ruby Rhod got butch.

  4. Doll's Eyes

    Dayyyyyyym, yo career got knocked the fuck out!

  5. DeucePickle

    He’s been in like, 6 movies and half of them start with the words Rush Hour

  6. MrsWrong

    I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.

  7. CharmlessMan

    He’s fully realized we only had a finite tolerance for his voice.

  8. Chris Tucker on his way to Hong Kong (again) to beg Jackie Chan to do just ONE more.

  9. UnholyKrep

    Can.. you.. see.. the.. calories.. that.. I.. have.. put.. inside.. of.. my.. mouth?

  10. Hugh Jass

    It actually looks like he’s lost weight.

  11. Nobody

    ‘Having your butt licked isn’t gay. An all-male threesome isn’t gay. Floral arrangements are gay. I don’t do floral arrangements, ergo I’m not gay!”
    “Having your butt licke…..”

  12. arnieblackblack

    Chunk

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