Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari in San Francisco. (July 6, 2011)
You mean there’s a Jew next to me????
Jesse’s really cute. Like a puppy.
I think they’re making a sequel to The Social Network where Facebook outsources everything to India.
HAHA, me like!
Sure, they’re a cute couple but they’d have ugly kids…
If that chinaman doesn’t show up we’re going to have to do the joke on our own.
LMAO i decided to login just to say ..that..was pretty dam funny..
OK, so a Jew and a Muslim walk into a pizza place, stop me if you’ve heard this one…
WTF this comment didn’t make “Most Important of the Week”…..B&WMinstrel was robbed.
“Rule number 3 – Beware of bathrooms.”
‘Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z. I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…food rakes.
“Hands, Jesse! Watch it with the hands!”
This is how you eattt itt
“Welcome to Madame Bratslava’s Gypsy Fortune Telling. You, Mister Skinny Pale Face. You will soon become the biggest movie star on the planet and have your choice of girls and make millions. You, Mister Brown Face, you … what’s the matter, you don’t believe Madame Bratslava? No fortune for you!!”
Harold and Kumar at the weekend circle jerk warming up
I’ll be go to hell. It’s what’s his name and the other guy.
He was in San Francisco? I could have met him!!
He looks so cute and adorable.
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