She promotes well.
Eat that, J-Ho.
Who is this?!?!
…and may I stick things in her ass
I fixed that for you.
“4”? I only see two of something here. Is there a frontal pic with the other two things?
I bet Jay Z would like to meet THAT girl. Damn.
Jay Z treats her like a white girl
I got 99 problems and a boner ain’t one…
Then you got 100 problems.
Coco called: she wants her ass back.
Can’t see her face. I suspect an ass double.
4 more skin bleaching sessions before she turns into a white girl.
It’s nice to meet a realist. Most superstars think they’re a perfect 10
I get the feeling that buttocks has been violated multiple times.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? I’m pretty sure she is just wearing a thong.
Nicccccce. My vag just sucked up my panties like a vacuum. So basically, I just pitched a tent, backwards.
Caaaan’t decide if I’m grossed out or if you just scored one for females everywhere. I think I’ll take Option C and go with “pitching a tent backwards” would be “running like a faucet”
Whats with the toilette talk between Carnie Wilson and Nicky Blonsky, over here?
Gotta be Photoshopped. She ain’t that small.
That’s what I call promotion!
I find it hard to criticize this image.
Baby, she wishes she was born that way.
Well of course that’s Beyonce’s unphotoshopped backside.
Now watch me while I do a 360 degree slam, then go on a date with a supermodel while singing a heartbreaking ballad in Portugeuse with perfect pitch as I juggle flaming chainsaws.
False Advertising: Promoting a product for sale that is far superior to the real thing.
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