1. The Pope of Cleveland

    That was a cucumber before she put it in her mouth.

  2. . . . and Snooki eats another vibrator.

  3. You can’t see it, but Paulie D is in her other hole.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Last thing a fly sees.

  5. Gerbil in my Butt

    That, my friends, is one classy lady!

  6. Practice makes perfect.

  7. Kabe

    That’s the least tarty tasting phallic thing to ever get there

  8. GuyLeDouche

    if H. P. Lovecraft were writing his stories today, this would be exactly how he would describe a Shoggoth.

  9. RHawk

    Who is the poor bastard who’s pecker turned green and fell off? At least we don’t have to guess why.

  10. dontlooknow

    Aww! What a cute binky! It looks like the emasculated dick of the Situation!

  11. This seems to be a natural thing for her….to have a phallic anything in her mouth.

  12. MrsWrong

    Thats not what he meant when he asked her to suck his pickle

  13. Doll's Eyes

    Muffled pickle HERP-a-DERP!

  14. Well, I guess I kinda understand why they would choose her to be the spokesperson for the New Jersey Whore Store, but I ain’t every buying what they are selling.

  15. Funny, all the penises that have been inside her mouth turned that exact shade of green.

  16. well someone finally couldn’t take her talking and glued a cuke in her mouth.

  17. CharmlessMan

    The pickle is a penis.

    I’m sorry. There’s nothing more that can be said to add comedy to this picture.

  18. And Willy Wonka fetishists everywhere rejoiced

  19. Shorty80

    All pickle-penis jokes aside, she does look a lot better now that she trimmed up a bit.

  20. Zombie Kitty

    I bet she’s sucked greener…

  21. Zombie Kitty

    …Or maybe she dug up MJ’s dangly?

  22. How a NYT best-selling author defines, “subtle”

  23. MrsWrong

    Somebody should REALLY tell that guy behind her where that basketball has been

  24. Racer X

    I’d hit it.

  25. phreshone

    An apple… you put an apple in its mouth, not a cucumber.

  26. Commander Keen

    “Just think guys, I get to go to America and end up in a nice dish in a fancy restaurant!” -Pickle

    a few weeks later

    “Noooooooooooooo! God why have you forsaken me?” -Pickle

  27. TomFrank

    I don’t like this “Celebrities Go Green” campaign.

  28. Boga

    You mean that’s not her tongue?

  29. I wonder if that’s a Bread & Butter or Kosher Dill pickle. Fuckin makes me hungry.

  30. fartbucket

    OK. I honestly need to know. Do other people actually, honestly, go out in public sucking on pickles in Jersey? I’ve never been, I just need to know if it’s a local thing or a publicity shot. Because really, a bunch of women walking down the street all sucking on pickles would be fucking hilarious.

  31. Anna

    they should have casted her in planet of the apes

  32. Safety man

    Practice makes perfect. If she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

  33. UnholyKrep

    What an absolutely worthless Pez dispenser.

    Who the hell wants a dill pickle Pez?

  34. Brennan Haley

    Maybe she should have read the instructions on her new butt plug. At least, I HOPE it’s new. Ewwwww.

  35. Brennan Haley


  36. Brennan Haley

    How many Jershey Shore guys just dropped their soap, stopped to tie their shoes, or picked up a penny on the street? All of them!!

  37. Brennan Haley

    Out of frame are three pygmy warriors with bows and pickles, shaking their fists in frustration.

  38. Brennan Haley

    She went shopping for a pickle and a baseball bat, and neither of them are in her purse. So what did she do with … oooohhhhh.

  39. john

    More proof that everything that comes out of her mouth resembles a turd.

  40. john

    More proof that everything that comes out of her mouth resembles a turd.

  41. Cartman

    Where is that guy who punched her? His services are needed again.

  42. juaquin ingles

    Yep, she’s a shithead.

  43. vitobonespur

    See??? I told you guys she has a dick!

  44. KC

    It was a cucumber before she put it into her mouth.

  45. Poo

    oh boy …….. too easy

  46. Nobody

    That’s no surprise, without condoms they all turn green in Snooki’s mouth.

  47. wildfungus

    “Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?

    • BE

      What a pity, we can’t find out how long she practiced that pic in the mirror before she rolled it out for public consumption (pun intended).

      We could have had a pool and someone could have made some $$$

  48. Just letting you know Fish, you probably just lost an ad customer. After looking at that picture who would EVER want to “Play Pickle”.

    • BE

      Mommy, I want to grown up and be an obnoxious, self promoting, slut – just like…

      Whoops, no mommy, no!

      And that folks, is even beneath Paris Hilton…

  49. Poison Ivy League

    VD has really ravaged her tongue.

  50. Mumbler

    The Hammer is my pickle.

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