That was a cucumber before she put it in her mouth.
. . . and Snooki eats another vibrator.
You can’t see it, but Paulie D is in her other hole.
Last thing a fly sees.
That, my friends, is one classy lady!
Practice makes perfect.
That’s the least tarty tasting phallic thing to ever get there
if H. P. Lovecraft were writing his stories today, this would be exactly how he would describe a Shoggoth.
Who is the poor bastard who’s pecker turned green and fell off? At least we don’t have to guess why.
Aww! What a cute binky! It looks like the emasculated dick of the Situation!
This seems to be a natural thing for her….to have a phallic anything in her mouth.
Thats not what he meant when he asked her to suck his pickle
Muffled pickle HERP-a-DERP!
Well, I guess I kinda understand why they would choose her to be the spokesperson for the New Jersey Whore Store, but I ain’t every buying what they are selling.
Funny, all the penises that have been inside her mouth turned that exact shade of green.
well someone finally couldn’t take her talking and glued a cuke in her mouth.
The pickle is a penis.
I’m sorry. There’s nothing more that can be said to add comedy to this picture.
And Willy Wonka fetishists everywhere rejoiced
All pickle-penis jokes aside, she does look a lot better now that she trimmed up a bit.
I bet she’s sucked greener…
…Or maybe she dug up MJ’s dangly?
How a NYT best-selling author defines, “subtle”
Somebody should REALLY tell that guy behind her where that basketball has been
I’d hit it.
An apple… you put an apple in its mouth, not a cucumber.
“Just think guys, I get to go to America and end up in a nice dish in a fancy restaurant!” -Pickle
a few weeks later
“Noooooooooooooo! God why have you forsaken me?” -Pickle
I don’t like this “Celebrities Go Green” campaign.
You mean that’s not her tongue?
I wonder if that’s a Bread & Butter or Kosher Dill pickle. Fuckin makes me hungry.
REALLY?…Cause she makes me lose my appetite.
OK. I honestly need to know. Do other people actually, honestly, go out in public sucking on pickles in Jersey? I’ve never been, I just need to know if it’s a local thing or a publicity shot. Because really, a bunch of women walking down the street all sucking on pickles would be fucking hilarious.
they should have casted her in planet of the apes
Practice makes perfect. If she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
What an absolutely worthless Pez dispenser.
Who the hell wants a dill pickle Pez?
Maybe she should have read the instructions on her new butt plug. At least, I HOPE it’s new. Ewwwww.
SPECIES FOUR: THE JERSHEY SHORE
How many Jershey Shore guys just dropped their soap, stopped to tie their shoes, or picked up a penny on the street? All of them!!
Out of frame are three pygmy warriors with bows and pickles, shaking their fists in frustration.
She went shopping for a pickle and a baseball bat, and neither of them are in her purse. So what did she do with … oooohhhhh.
Four unfunny comments < one funny comment.
More proof that everything that comes out of her mouth resembles a turd.
Where is that guy who punched her? His services are needed again.
Yep, she’s a shithead.
See??? I told you guys she has a dick!
It was a cucumber before she put it into her mouth.
oh boy …….. too easy
That’s no surprise, without condoms they all turn green in Snooki’s mouth.
“Is that a pickle in my mouth? Or are you just happy to see me?
What a pity, we can’t find out how long she practiced that pic in the mirror before she rolled it out for public consumption (pun intended).
We could have had a pool and someone could have made some $$$
Just letting you know Fish, you probably just lost an ad customer. After looking at that picture who would EVER want to “Play Pickle”.
Mommy, I want to grown up and be an obnoxious, self promoting, slut – just like…
Whoops, no mommy, no!
And that folks, is even beneath Paris Hilton…
VD has really ravaged her tongue.
The Hammer is my pickle.
So do you think The Evil League of Evil would have her?
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Jersey Shore star Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 7, 2011)