superficial

  1. Contusion

    The nuthouse I live at?? Oh, it’s over there.

  2. Right there! Mr Snuffleupagus is RIGHT THERE!

  3. Seconds later, she smashed a homerun in that exact direction, only to find out later that it was just a plate of ham salad, and it only made it as far as the next table over. The cat from Two Steps Forward had fooled her again.

  4. Pine Table Fever

    Barman! Drinks for everyone!

  5. cc

    If a white van with two attendants comes by, tell them I went thataway,

  6. Bionic_Crouton

    Paula Abdul went to visit the hometown of her two best friends… vodka and cheap prescriptions.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    “Over there is where I peed in the street and threw up on a cop… Good times!”

  8. Urvag

    Straight up…how she likes her drinks

  9. tlmck

    As Paul Simon once sang “Still crazy after all these years”.

  10. god particle

    just like needle in a compass always shows north that finger always points towards the nearest liquor store

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