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  1. Johnny P!

    Still very hot. Still has questionable taste in men.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Raises index finger. Shakes head.

  3. We’ve seen her act as a secret agent, we’ve seen her act as the devil…now see her act as a beard!

  4. your mom

    Oh honey, look, a paparazzi! Let’s stop and smile for a sec, I haven’t been stalked in ages!

  5. The Pope

    Who tells their plastic surgeon “give me Will Ferrell’s eyes!”?

  6. Chad

    His hands look like Tom Cruise’s in Tropic Thunder.

  7. Gay Kevin Costner

  8. El Jefe

    She knows he is gay, right?

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    Bond… James Bond…

  10. Must. Kill. Shane. Warne.

  11. She’s still very fuckable.

  12. tlmck

    The name is Bondo. James Bondo.

  13. bird

    Elizabeth Hurley is merely Britain’s version of Pamela Anderson.

  14. “Jesuschristthere’sacameraholdmyhand! WHY, YES, HONEY, HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR OUR EVENING AT HOME, TONIGHT, IN THE SAME BED!”

  15. mandas

    It’s a man, man!

  16. Caleb

    She’s had her face pulled at and tugged so many times she’s barely recognisable anymore…and the same with Liz Hurley.

  17. Cock Dr

    And when that one wears out she’ll get another.

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