Still very hot. Still has questionable taste in men.
Raises index finger. Shakes head.
We’ve seen her act as a secret agent, we’ve seen her act as the devil…now see her act as a beard!
Oh honey, look, a paparazzi! Let’s stop and smile for a sec, I haven’t been stalked in ages!
My thoughts exactly! Shocked people are still taking their picture!
Who tells their plastic surgeon “give me Will Ferrell’s eyes!”?
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking AMAZING!!!!
His hands look like Tom Cruise’s in Tropic Thunder.
Gay Kevin Costner
She knows he is gay, right?
Bond… James Bond…
Just make sure she keeps James Bond away from the black hookers.
Must. Kill. Shane. Warne.
She’s still very fuckable.
The name is Bondo. James Bondo.
Elizabeth Hurley is merely Britain’s version of Pamela Anderson.
1000x better though
Except she can act. And speak.
And looks amazing, and doesn’t rock Hepatitis, and dresses better, and…..
“Jesuschristthere’sacameraholdmyhand! WHY, YES, HONEY, HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR OUR EVENING AT HOME, TONIGHT, IN THE SAME BED!”
It’s a man, man!
She’s had her face pulled at and tugged so many times she’s barely recognisable anymore…and the same with Liz Hurley.
And when that one wears out she’ll get another.
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