superficial

  1. Contusion

    On the lookout for a public restroom and a wide stance.

  2. Hugh Jazz

    This guy LITERALLY sticks out like a sore thumb.

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  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Even Krusty needs a day off now and again

  5. “Hmm…. Am I a roided, washed up comedian that looks like the poster child against genetic tampering? Why yes… yes, I am…”

  6. Razdrazsharp

    his nipple indents make me uncomfortable.

  7. Carrot top. Chicken bottom.

  8. Johnny P!

    When I was a little kid I used to have a Bozo the Clown doll with wild red hair and big crazy eyes and a huge creepy grin that laughed maniacally when you pulled the string.
    This is creepier.

  9. Nipple reduction surgery is all the roid…I mean, all the rage these days.

  10. Anonymous

    I wish guys who worked out all the time would realize–the only people who want to see a guy wearing 5-inch shorts pulled down to an inch above their dick are OTHER GUYS who work out all the time wearing tiny shorts.

  11. The Brown Streak

    People think it is the lawsuits that keeps Ronald McDonald out of McDonald’s restaurants now. In actuality, they just wanted to disassociate themselves with Carrot Top.

  12. I think I can see the little man in the boat!

  13. your mom

    there should be a law about gingers being naked in public.

  14. I thought this guy died at the end of Mask…

  15. Triscuit

    Carrot Top lives on ‘roids, protein shakes (of a couple varieties, if you know what i mean *wink wink nudge nudge*), and Tijuana Tony’s Plastic Surgical Emporium treatments. Ends up looking like orange Hulk. Downplays this by painting nails green, to distract unsuspecting public. He’s biding his time…

  16. Where’s Clarabell?

  17. That’s why I get the dry heaves when I see carrots in my food.

  18. BTW, that Asian guy in the background is about to crash into something….

    because he’s Asian.

  19. DeucePickle

    I think it’s time to finally work the legs.

  20. JC

    Mr. Top, with all due respect, you might want to work the legs a little bit. I mean, it’s really not going to help the overall problem, but still.

  21. El Jefe

    There is no way that he is human.

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    Hopefully Carrot top is off to get his money back from the manicurist who talked him into getting that ugly ass nail polish.

  23. EricLr

    Oh shit, I left my cell phone behind in the car…and also my career behind in 1998.

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  25. dontkillthemessenger

    Other than the green fingernail polish, leathery skin, and complete lack of genitalia, what’s not to like?

  26. lily

    good god he is frightening…i liek the green nail polish though ;)

  27. Schweddy Snatch

    Hate all you want. I think Lindsey looks fantastic! Her boobs are perky, her stomach flat, back to her original haircolor and she looks more rested than she has in years! Too bad about the “smoking” turning her nails green though.

  28. Joe

    This makes me moist. In the back of my throat as the puke comes up.

  29. anaonny

    perfect example of a guy who doesnt work out his legs. look at those things! Out of proportion!!

  30. robertsssac

    CHICKEN LEGS. he forgot to work out the legs. ew.

  31. FattyMcGee

    Seriously, I’m telling you – I don’t think that’s actually Britney Spears.

  32. bbiowa

    Pull up yer goddam boxers and get checked for melanoma.

  33. Last time I put hand hand to my mouth their was a cigarrette. Damn I am a good magician.

  34. Cock Dr

    I tell you one thing; I will never, EVER go to Miami. Scary shit going on down there.

  35. dana

    my eyes are bleeding

  36. mbcl

    “Hmmmm….. I know what America needs….. ‘Chairman of the board II’ “

  37. Bigalkie

    Danny Bonaduce life coach.

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