superficial

  1. Thinning hair? Doesn’t matter I’d do her anyway.

    • El Jefe

      Prepare for a lifetime of Valtrex.

      • Ollie

        WTF?

      • Ollie

        Man, fucking Derek Jeter!

        “Jessica Alba – She got it from former boyfriend Derek Jeter according to the rumored story.

        Jessica Biel – She also got it from Jeter.

        Mariah Carey – Another Derek Jeter victim.

        Vanessa Minnillo – Once again…do not spread for Derek Jeter.

        Scarlett Johansson – Derek Jeter …AGAIN”

        Also Katie Holmes has herpes? Fark… I guess most of hollywood does if you believe these sites that list them.

  2. Those electronic door openers always work better when you point them at the lock

  3. Boo

    My Christmas Gift please

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Oddly enough, when she clicked the button, my pants opened.

  5. lily

    she looks really good here! beautiful face and skin

  6. Skeets

    Tights bitch, wear tights!

  7. vgrly

    Now this is how you carry off sweat pants. Note to Mila Kunis.

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