this chick has millions of dollars. no excuse for that hair(line).
or that furniture! it looks like something from a bedsit/trailer
“Alright you guys, enough of the horseplay. Where are my eyebrows?”
From a distance, in a blurry picture…wait, I’ve used that before. NVM, carry on.
Her body looks great when it mostly hidden by well placed shadows.
Wait…I thought this was an episode of COPS.
You youngsters have it so easy. When I was your age you needed a ladder and an awful lot of patience to see people like this.
It’s nice they made the room at her nut house look like a cheap hotel…
I won’t lie – with a low res Twitter pic in a dark room, she looks good.
“Mommy, can I get an erection set for my birthday?”
“These two fellas came OUT my vergina!”
No they didn’t genius. She had C-Sections both times.
I’d put a solid fiver down saying she can’t explain the difference.
“Now when I say three, smile really big for the camera and push mommy’s stomach in so she’ll look perty! One…two…”
She hot. You guys are fucked up.
Me not fucked up. She look crazy.
I have looked at this pic like three times….it doesnt look like Britney Spears to me,
and where the hell are her eyebrowss???
I was thinking the exact same thing: this just doesn’t look like Britney to me…
Damn, in this blurry ass photo, she looks damn fine and bangable.
Just remember that thanks to the “blurry image” portait effect, so did Elizabeth Taylor the last 60 years of her life.
Why could’t my child care providers look like that when I was a child?
Mommy smells like cigarettes and grease!
Chelsea Handler’s body is bananas.
i didn’t even recognize. her body looks sick…
She looks great. Her body looks way better than it has in pics from any of her live shows (post kids). The lack of defined eyebrows is odd, but if you fellas are noticing the decor and her eyebrows when her body looks that damn fine, maybe you should be critiquing the upcoming fall line-up for JC Penny.
Here in Outer Europe she would have been traded between men and produced half dozen children by now.
She definitely could stroke my sword
I thought this was one of those Teen Moms, lol.
Me too, what with the Motel 6 decor and sucked-in belly missing eye-brows blonde surrounded by nervous-looking children of the corn and all.
That face and body looks nothing like Britney.
Insane, hillbilly, idiot, whatever, I don’t care.
She’s still unbelievably hot.
that’s not her
Nothing says redneck like getting half necked and posting a picture of it with your kids all over the freaking Internet….way to stay classy Brit!
aww her kids are so cute
Go ahead and exhale, Britney.
This dumb bitches face has aged badly!
Why do I feel like it’s going to be revealed at some point that it was Brit-Brit TAKING the picture. Seriously, that don’t look like our regular Trailer Park Princess.
Wow really? Totally thought this was an outdated photo of Pamela Anderson
for those stuck on the decor, she’s actually in a Hawaii hotel room…
I thought this was one of those teen moms
I’d be surprised if that is Britney — it looks nothing like her. The boobs are too big, the face and body are too defined. It just doesn’t resemble her in the least.
I’m all about coming up with witty captions for pap pics, but cant a mom take her kids to the beach? Damn. She’s rich, she’s beautiful, had 2 kids with an asshole. Sounds like a typical woman to me.
That is not Ms. Spears – it’s not her body type.
I think it is, if you look back and forth at these two pictures, the frame seems right.
I honestly thought this was one of those Teen Mom nightmares. It’s worse than I thought.
Timberlake you dodged a bullet and a half!
I thought this was a Teen mom at first glance until I read the title.
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