Is this that new, Amish look all the hipsters are into?

He looks like that hobbit who gets high and talks to the dog.

zuckerberg?

…doesn’t own an iron.

These wax replicas always have the creepiest eyes.

… and speaking of asses.

How this punk gets any attention, is beyond me. Those girls must have some pretty low standards to be with him. He’s a goof ball.

“Queer, you say?”

So I guess we’re done bringing sexy back.