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  1. Lemmiwinks

    Fabio is slowly morphing into Zippy the Pinhead. Good for him!

  2. Honkey

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dead…

  3. Do I smell butt sex? No wait, that’s just Fabio.

  4. Old Spice meets can’t let go of the past spice.

  5. “I’m Omeprazole, the leading prescription heartburn medicine.”

    “And I’m Sodium Bicarbonate.

  6. H-Dogg

    That turkey’s getting one hell of a gobbler on him.

  7. Who’s the chick in this relationship?

  8. What’s black and white and smells like your dad all over? This photo.

  9. Cock Dr

    Meh, no thanks.

  10. Bigsky

    We will PUMP! YOU! UP!

  11. Ever notice how when old guys try to look young they dress in that specifically tacky way that ends up making them look even older? Case in point.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Please smell my armpit. That’s what I’m here for.

  13. PoorMaryKelly

    He needs to spend the rest of his days trying to make it up to the gooses of the world. I can’t imagine Fabio being the last thing I see before I die.

  14. I couldn’t believe it was not butter.

  15. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    What’s so newsworthy about Holly Hunter dating a black man? Come on people, it’s 2011.

  16. Narf

    Wait…which one is married to David Beckham again?

  17. dontlooknow

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!OMG Hahahahaha!!!!!

  18. Saba

    I like the commercial where they buried him up to the neck with sand on the beach. It would be better if they showed the seagulls pecking at his empty head, and pooping on him.

  19. Squishy

    BAHAHAHAHAHA What a couple of twats!! BAHAHAHAHA

  20. The Brown Streak

    Look up…now down…my penis is hard.

  21. where does a person even find skin tight cargo pants?

  22. surgerylass

    Fabio looks 65

  23. Chris

    This isn’t even a contest.

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