Fabio is slowly morphing into Zippy the Pinhead. Good for him!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dead…
Do I smell butt sex? No wait, that’s just Fabio.
Old Spice meets can’t let go of the past spice.
“I’m Omeprazole, the leading prescription heartburn medicine.”
“And I’m Sodium Bicarbonate.
That turkey’s getting one hell of a gobbler on him.
Who’s the chick in this relationship?
What’s black and white and smells like your dad all over? This photo.
Meh, no thanks.
We will PUMP! YOU! UP!
Ever notice how when old guys try to look young they dress in that specifically tacky way that ends up making them look even older? Case in point.
Not only that, it makes them look like their older aunts.
He’s only missing the pearl necklace, which I’m guessing Isaiah there will provide later.
Please smell my armpit. That’s what I’m here for.
Aunt Sarah? Is that you?
He needs to spend the rest of his days trying to make it up to the gooses of the world. I can’t imagine Fabio being the last thing I see before I die.
I couldn’t believe it was not butter.
What’s so newsworthy about Holly Hunter dating a black man? Come on people, it’s 2011.
Curveball, thou shalt experience mild discomfort in hell during a brief period for that. Dis not my sinewy midget of 80′s bonerstalgia!
Spanking it to Broadcast News?
Wait…which one is married to David Beckham again?
I like the commercial where they buried him up to the neck with sand on the beach. It would be better if they showed the seagulls pecking at his empty head, and pooping on him.
BAHAHAHAHAHA What a couple of twats!! BAHAHAHAHA
Look up…now down…my penis is hard.
where does a person even find skin tight cargo pants?
Fabio looks 65
This isn’t even a contest.
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Fabio and Isaiah Mustafa at an Old Spice event in Los Angeles. (July 28, 2011)