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  1. Honkey

    Even in the sweltering heat of summer, Elizabeth Hurley’s nipples do not disappoint.

  2. TomFrank

    Yesterday, Leighton Meester; today, Elizabeth Hurley—does everyone on Gossip Girl go around braless? Why am I only finding this out now?

  3. Were I there, you would see one Mcfeely Smackup boldly stride up to her, and deftly pluck the loose hair from her left breast…copping the gentlest of caressing feels at the same time.

    At least Mcfeely Smackup is the name I’d give the police, so you’d all know it was me.

    • Cock Dr

      She would deck you, curse you in that upper class British accent, and then have set security kick you repeatedly in the kidneys before they dragged your carcass to the curb.
      This is why fantasies need to stay fantasies.

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        Er, Doc? How do you know that wasn’t some strange part of McFeely’s fantasy? It’s an odd crowd that comments on this site.

  4. Coyote

    Yes, I can poke your Eye Out

  5. Good God, this woman won the genetic lottery.

  6. UnholyKrep

    Hugh Grant…..you absolute fucking idiot.

  7. taboo or terrible

    Now those tits stand up and say “hello.”

  8. The Brown Streak

    She was a fembot…of course her nipples are hard!

  9. vitobonespur

    She’s still fucking amazing, even at 46 years old.

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