Not pictured: Hope
“WHO SAID ZAT? MY ZON DOZ NOT HAVE NICE TEETS!”
And den, I’m gunna punch da guy who cancelled The Hummer!
GET TO DA POPCOAHN POPPA
“I need your Old Navy clothes, your loafers and your mountain bike…”
oh shit that made me lol!!!
Get used to riding that thing Arnold, once Maria’s done with you after the divorce procedures, that’s all you’re gonna drive around town.
That is the look of a man who just pulled an awesome bunny-hop over a milk crate.
The housekeeper probably liked his moobs…..couldn’t keep her hands off of them.
*in Terminator voice* “OW MY BACK.
It iz not a cankle!
I bet that old lesbian riding a bike hears that she resembles Schwarzenneger all the time.
That bike has almost as many miles on it as Maria.
I once dated this rich guy, who was a widow, he also had one child, and he told me that someone in his position would marry their maid. I dumped him the same night. What’s this new thing with men, they all want to be with servants now. I’m the worst housekeeper in the world, but I’m smart and beautiful, and now I have no chance of finding a decent man in LA since they all want to be with their maids, no matter how ugly, fat, old and stupid they are. I don’t know why I bothered to go to collage and even get a degree. I’m going to move soon out of LA, so I can find a real man that isn’t looking for his mother or is on drugs.
Hmmm- perhaps you went to “collage” so you could learn how to spell?
You may be beautiful, but if you were smart you would have washed the dishes.
Pics or you never happened.
HA!!! I totally thought the thumb was Rosie O’Donnell.
Someone needs to tell him PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN!
The Least Action Hero
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Venice, CA. (July 28, 2011)