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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Not pictured: Hope

  2. Any Guy

    “WHO SAID ZAT? MY ZON DOZ NOT HAVE NICE TEETS!”

  3. Snooki's Taint

    And den, I’m gunna punch da guy who cancelled The Hummer!

  4. GET TO DA POPCOAHN POPPA

  5. “I need your Old Navy clothes, your loafers and your mountain bike…”

  6. duh!

    Get used to riding that thing Arnold, once Maria’s done with you after the divorce procedures, that’s all you’re gonna drive around town.

  7. That is the look of a man who just pulled an awesome bunny-hop over a milk crate.

  8. Cock Dr

    The housekeeper probably liked his moobs…..couldn’t keep her hands off of them.

  9. Colin

    *in Terminator voice* “OW MY BACK.

  10. Cartman

    It iz not a cankle!

  11. PoorMaryKelly

    I bet that old lesbian riding a bike hears that she resembles Schwarzenneger all the time.

  12. tlmck

    That bike has almost as many miles on it as Maria.

  13. Saba

    I once dated this rich guy, who was a widow, he also had one child, and he told me that someone in his position would marry their maid. I dumped him the same night. What’s this new thing with men, they all want to be with servants now. I’m the worst housekeeper in the world, but I’m smart and beautiful, and now I have no chance of finding a decent man in LA since they all want to be with their maids, no matter how ugly, fat, old and stupid they are. I don’t know why I bothered to go to collage and even get a degree. I’m going to move soon out of LA, so I can find a real man that isn’t looking for his mother or is on drugs.

  14. HA!!! I totally thought the thumb was Rosie O’Donnell.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Someone needs to tell him PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN!

  16. Codot

    The Least Action Hero

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