superficial

  1. “Is that Johnny Drama hitting on me?”

  2. Any Guy

    must be a bitch trying to quit smoking like that.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    OK, I would totally take her.
    I need something to toss on the shower floor to keep me from slipping around in there.

  4. “Sorry, I’m late…I spent all night prepping for making Quadruple-Stuffs and drinking bourbon…then everything went black”

  5. Shiloh

    The circles on her blouse would make great floss for that gap…

    • BradLee

      ok the dress is ugly and she is not beautiful by L.A. standards but she does have a NATURAL looking face. Sure, she doesn’t look like Heidi but i can also look at her face and body without wondering what the hell is real and what’s stitched together.

      im one of those lucky ppl that got braces because my parents could afford and ive been lucky enough never to have a cavity so i understand that to some people a gap like that would be offputting but i think she’s very unique and pretty in her own way, not everyone elses way, there’s a difference.

      also TB fans, it’s not HER fault that sookie is annoying it’s the writers :D excited about tonights ep btw

  6. Cock Dr

    Beginning to think this chick purposely seeks out some seriously weird garments.

  7. bassackwards

    “Yeah… I fuck bottles of Dom….SO WHAT!”

  8. PoorMaryKelly

    Geez, for a minute there I thought that was Jurassica Simpson.

  9. …so that’s why I was never big on Dental hygiene, braces or any of that kind of crap.

  10. Maeby

    :( i really wanna fill that gap in with glue or something

  11. Stucco

    So does she wear the shit clothes to hide the fact she flosses with a sharpie?

  12. Saba

    She needs to go back to New Zealand and stay there. I hope she at least pays taxes to the IRS, or why do we even need her here. There are so many fresh face actors in Hollywood waiting tables, and we have to look at this ugly Kiwi.

  13. UnholyKrep

    Porkchops and appleshauce, shee?

  14. GuidotheRed

    So, Michael Strahan finally went through with the ol’ sex/pigment/hairstyle/career/stereotypical accent change. Must’ve been part of the new player’s contract.

  15. Squishy

    Always a better brunette!

  16. cagster

    Sandra Bernhardt??

  17. The Pope

    A millionaire since she was like five and she never had the time or money to get that fixed?

  18. JC

    “My dress was sponsored by Stridex!”

  19. The Brown Streak

    Someone went overboard on the nipple covers.

  20. DeucePickle

    Someone should have used that “Matrix” camera that does the 180, cause that’s her best side

  21. vitobonespur

    “When I was in the womb God gave me a choice between nice teeth or a nice ass…”

  22. So she made a dress out of a bathtub mat?

  23. cc

    Watch while I whistle for your dog.

  24. Debutante

    Yeesh. She is really overrated.

    Go back to Canada or wherever the hell you’re from. But please feel free to take advantage of the American cosmetic dentistry available to you before you go !

  25. Why is she wearing the bottom of a bathtub as a dress?

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