superficial

  1. Someone’s holding back the puke . . . What a professional!

  2. Any Guy

    i’d still knock the wrinkles out of that little pixie any fucking day. yum, yum.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Its an all-u-can-eat buffet and she was kind enough to load up for the whole table.

  4. She was just about to spit out that mouthful of Kraft Services, then saw the camera…

  5. “OK, so I chewed it… Phew… That was hard. OK, you can do this Kelly, just try and remember… So what do you do next? Come one… Think! Chew then what? Chew then?? Dammit! You plebes get all the easy life tasks….”

  6. tatters

    She looks like E.T. Someone force feed her some burgers intravenously STAT

  7. Just heard her belly button pop through her apron.

  8. Shiloh

    “How long are they gonna make me keep this crap in my mouth before calling cut? I’ve gotta spit it out!”

  9. “Soylent Green is people?”

  10. PoorMaryKelly

    She must be growing that mustache for her All My Children final episode appearance.

  11. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    She’s looking more and more like Randy the Ram every day.

  12. SimoneDeB

    “Oh no, I think I just swallowed, like, 5 calories worth…. I’m going to have to puke an extra time today”

  13. SSHGuru

    She looked cute and young when she started – I think Regis sucks the life out of them with the Force

  14. Squishy

    A little too tanned my friend…

  15. Raaaaaaaa

    I don’t live in the US so have a limited understanding of who this stick is, or why you people insist on watching her. Or that old guy.

  16. i wonder if she ever gets tired of tucking her penis?

  17. Debutante

    Tanorexia and Anorexia ….. Perfect Together !!

  18. tromba

    I think they forgot to put her in the coffin about 6 months ago.

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