great grandma, is that you?!
Your Great Grandma looks like an uncrumpled ball of aluminum foil too?
That outfit is a crime against humanity. I’d rather do Lindsay Lohan. Heck, I’d rather do Michael Lohan.
obviously no full length mirror in her house. yikes!!
Daisy-Dukes seem to making a comeback these days.
These are ‘Daisy-Pukes’.
Well played Johnny P, Well Played.
To quote the song: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!
She reminds me of that Hanukkah song:
♫♪ Oh, stomach, stomach, stomach,
I made you out of clay… ♪♫
She looks like a white malnourished Biafran…with really fucked up implants.
For just thirty cents a day, you can help prevent paparazzi from photographing this train wreck.
Nooo!! Tara Reid pictures only get more awesome!
Please tell me the name of that charity.
Everyone please mark this day as the day Silly putty was outlawed…
If you put her stomach on a newspaper, you can copy stuff.
I’m surprised they didn’t cast Tara in the new Total Recall to carry Quato. No makeup or prosthetics needed.
HAHAHA!!! Yea no kidding! Good call!
No matter who wins in November, you gotta admit she’d make an awesome First Lady.
She seriously looks like a crack-whore
Sadly Lindsay Lohan still looks worse.
Does anyone have any freaky looking socks to totally complete this ensemble?
Ha, that and one of those knit ski hats with the really long ties… preferably pulled down over her face.
Everything on her is 6-8 inches lower than it’s supposed to be.
Waist-to-hip ratio has risen to approximately .94!
so sad. remember when she was the hottest chic ever (see Big Lebowski)?
Just how wet was she when they put her away after they rode her?
Dang, that was where I was going to go, too:
“When you look up ‘rode hard and put away wet’…”
But you did it better. I tip my hat to ye.
AAACK! That is so much worse than anything ever.
MY GOD WOMAN PUT ON A SHIRT….her distended starved african child belly is freaking me out
More like the alcohol is taking out the liver. Liver failure, here we come!!
Holy Fucking Shit !
Oh sweet guys look, a free surfboard! Wait… why does it have weird knobs and, is that a face?? Aw fuck, nevermind guys… it’s just Tara Reid again.
Look at those eyes. That chick is so dead on the inside you can almost smell the self loathing oozing out of her pores.
And this, kids, is why you exercise. Zero muscle definition and lumpy stomach means she doesn’t exercise, instead depending on lipo to keep the fat off.
But I’d still throw her a bone. At least she cares enough to keep the fat off, even if she’s using the wrong method.
Now I’m wondering if her vagina goes sideways
I’m so ashamed at ho whard I’m wanking right now
“I can still be in the Baby Bump section of Us Weekly even without the fetus, right? I HAVE to be relevant AGAIN!”
Paparazzo left his camera setting on clown mirror, mayhaps?
Chapter 5 in the Plastic Surgery Handbook is titled “Don’t let this happen to you”. There is no text, just a picture of Tara.
Nice to see one of the worms from MIB got work.
You’d could make the argument she’s still classically beautiful, in a reverse Venus di Milo way: her arms are normal, and everything else is broke the fuck up.
I don’t even think a pornstar could look at that pic and maintain an erection.
Is it still correct to say she looks like a train wreck while she’s on a boat?
The thumbnail picture looks like it’s someone who’s very pregnant. She looks sickly.
Mick Jagger with a wig?
Courtney Love on a good day?
Wow…I mean, WOW…that’s fucking rough.
middle-aged party girl hit the wall…. over and over and over
Who’s dime is she vacationing on? She can’t have saved up enough money from her movies to live this way……oh, and…AAAHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!
Like I said the other day, she has become the Saint Tropez town pump. I’m sure there are scads of guys over there who are willing to front a gal a meal and a cot as long as they can get laid. Or blown.
Put her on your Death Pool
What the flying fuck is holding her shorts up?
Nevermind, I don’t want to know…
yeah…DON’T zoom in on that stomach >_
By the grace of god those shorts don’t drop.
I didn’t know they were doing another ET.
Havent seen a first world case of Kwashiorkor in a while.
Her body looks like that thing from “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Just go away, you lush!!!
I was thinking the same thing! so creepy – I have never been able to get that horrifying creature out of my head.
oh i get it, she’s like a burn victim and shit.
Hey, Tara…yeah you, the cum drunk…get one of your “uncles” to buy you a pair of shorts that actually fits. Then, actually fucking wear ‘em. Or just do without pants. Taking them off has got to slow you down on payday.
Daer Magic 8 Ball, what does ” ridden hard and put away wet mean”?
Truly one of the saddesst stories in Hollywood. This woman was a natural beauty. Practically perfect. Why she felt the need to get lipo instead of just going to the gym? I’ll never know.
Because of your education system (or lack thereof) maybe?
I didn’t know washboard abs could warp.
Tara throws a little sweater on, explaining, “I like to leave something to the imagination.”
this poor thing. she is looking rough.
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Tara Reid in Saint Tropez. (July 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN