great grandma, is that you?!
Your Great Grandma looks like an uncrumpled ball of aluminum foil too?
That outfit is a crime against humanity. I’d rather do Lindsay Lohan. Heck, I’d rather do Michael Lohan.
obviously no full length mirror in her house. yikes!!
Daisy-Dukes seem to making a comeback these days.
These are ‘Daisy-Pukes’.
Well played Johnny P, Well Played.
To quote the song: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!
She reminds me of that Hanukkah song:
♫♪ Oh, stomach, stomach, stomach,
I made you out of clay… ♪♫
She looks like a white malnourished Biafran…with really fucked up implants.
For just thirty cents a day, you can help prevent paparazzi from photographing this train wreck.
Nooo!! Tara Reid pictures only get more awesome!
Please tell me the name of that charity.
Everyone please mark this day as the day Silly putty was outlawed…
If you put her stomach on a newspaper, you can copy stuff.
I’m surprised they didn’t cast Tara in the new Total Recall to carry Quato. No makeup or prosthetics needed.
HAHAHA!!! Yea no kidding! Good call!
No matter who wins in November, you gotta admit she’d make an awesome First Lady.
She seriously looks like a crack-whore
Sadly Lindsay Lohan still looks worse.
Does anyone have any freaky looking socks to totally complete this ensemble?
Ha, that and one of those knit ski hats with the really long ties… preferably pulled down over her face.
Everything on her is 6-8 inches lower than it’s supposed to be.
Waist-to-hip ratio has risen to approximately .94!
so sad. remember when she was the hottest chic ever (see Big Lebowski)?
Just how wet was she when they put her away after they rode her?
Dang, that was where I was going to go, too:
“When you look up ‘rode hard and put away wet’…”
But you did it better. I tip my hat to ye.
AAACK! That is so much worse than anything ever.
MY GOD WOMAN PUT ON A SHIRT….her distended starved african child belly is freaking me out
More like the alcohol is taking out the liver. Liver failure, here we come!!
Holy Fucking Shit !
Oh sweet guys look, a free surfboard! Wait… why does it have weird knobs and, is that a face?? Aw fuck, nevermind guys… it’s just Tara Reid again.
Look at those eyes. That chick is so dead on the inside you can almost smell the self loathing oozing out of her pores.
And this, kids, is why you exercise. Zero muscle definition and lumpy stomach means she doesn’t exercise, instead depending on lipo to keep the fat off.
But I’d still throw her a bone. At least she cares enough to keep the fat off, even if she’s using the wrong method.
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