1. mrsmass

    great grandma, is that you?!

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Your Great Grandma looks like an uncrumpled ball of aluminum foil too?

      That outfit is a crime against humanity. I’d rather do Lindsay Lohan. Heck, I’d rather do Michael Lohan.

    • karlito

      obviously no full length mirror in her house. yikes!!

  2. Johnny P!

    Daisy-Dukes seem to making a comeback these days.
    These are ‘Daisy-Pukes’.

  3. Inner Retard

    To quote the song: There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!

  4. Cock Dr

    She looks like a white malnourished Biafran…with really fucked up implants.

  5. Everyone please mark this day as the day Silly putty was outlawed…

  6. EricLr

    If you put her stomach on a newspaper, you can copy stuff.

  7. I’m surprised they didn’t cast Tara in the new Total Recall to carry Quato. No makeup or prosthetics needed.

  8. Matt Lauer

    No matter who wins in November, you gotta admit she’d make an awesome First Lady.

  9. Mr. Poop

    She seriously looks like a crack-whore

  10. anonymous

    Sadly Lindsay Lohan still looks worse.

  11. Does anyone have any freaky looking socks to totally complete this ensemble?

    • sassy

      Ha, that and one of those knit ski hats with the really long ties… preferably pulled down over her face.

  12. Contusion

    Everything on her is 6-8 inches lower than it’s supposed to be.

  13. richie

    so sad. remember when she was the hottest chic ever (see Big Lebowski)?

  14. SIN

    Just how wet was she when they put her away after they rode her?

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    AAACK! That is so much worse than anything ever.

  16. lily

    MY GOD WOMAN PUT ON A SHIRT….her distended starved african child belly is freaking me out

  17. Wheres my hat ?

    Holy Fucking Shit !

  18. Truth.

    Oh sweet guys look, a free surfboard! Wait… why does it have weird knobs and, is that a face?? Aw fuck, nevermind guys… it’s just Tara Reid again.

  19. J99

    Look at those eyes. That chick is so dead on the inside you can almost smell the self loathing oozing out of her pores.

  20. SeymourButz

    And this, kids, is why you exercise. Zero muscle definition and lumpy stomach means she doesn’t exercise, instead depending on lipo to keep the fat off.

    But I’d still throw her a bone. At least she cares enough to keep the fat off, even if she’s using the wrong method.

  21. Now I’m wondering if her vagina goes sideways

  22. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I’m so ashamed at ho whard I’m wanking right now

  23. KellyC

    “I can still be in the Baby Bump section of Us Weekly even without the fetus, right? I HAVE to be relevant AGAIN!”

  24. Paparazzo left his camera setting on clown mirror, mayhaps?

  25. Henry

    Fuckin’ nasty.

  26. tlmck

    Chapter 5 in the Plastic Surgery Handbook is titled “Don’t let this happen to you”. There is no text, just a picture of Tara.

  27. Mike701

    Nice to see one of the worms from MIB got work.

  28. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    You’d could make the argument she’s still classically beautiful, in a reverse Venus di Milo way: her arms are normal, and everything else is broke the fuck up.

  29. cc

    I don’t even think a pornstar could look at that pic and maintain an erection.

  30. Is it still correct to say she looks like a train wreck while she’s on a boat?

  31. klb

    The thumbnail picture looks like it’s someone who’s very pregnant. She looks sickly.

  32. nub

    Mick Jagger with a wig?
    Courtney Love on a good day?

  33. Wow…I mean, WOW…that’s fucking rough.

  34. ahhh

    middle-aged party girl hit the wall…. over and over and over

  35. ?

    Mick Jagger with a wig?
    Courtney Love on a good day?

  36. disillusionisreal

    Who’s dime is she vacationing on? She can’t have saved up enough money from her movies to live this way……oh, and…AAAHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!

    • Like I said the other day, she has become the Saint Tropez town pump. I’m sure there are scads of guys over there who are willing to front a gal a meal and a cot as long as they can get laid. Or blown.

  37. Stewie Griffin

    Put her on your Death Pool

  38. Blech

    What the flying fuck is holding her shorts up?

    Nevermind, I don’t want to know…

  39. Carla

    yeah…DON’T zoom in on that stomach >_

  40. CK

    By the grace of god those shorts don’t drop.

  41. Vee

    I didn’t know they were doing another ET.

  42. Primitivefix

    Havent seen a first world case of Kwashiorkor in a while.

  43. Her body looks like that thing from “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Just go away, you lush!!!

    • the crazy betty

      I was thinking the same thing! so creepy – I have never been able to get that horrifying creature out of my head.

  44. mac

    oh i get it, she’s like a burn victim and shit.

  45. Hey, Tara…yeah you, the cum drunk…get one of your “uncles” to buy you a pair of shorts that actually fits. Then, actually fucking wear ‘em. Or just do without pants. Taking them off has got to slow you down on payday.

  46. Bigalkie

    Daer Magic 8 Ball, what does ” ridden hard and put away wet mean”?

  47. Truly one of the saddesst stories in Hollywood. This woman was a natural beauty. Practically perfect. Why she felt the need to get lipo instead of just going to the gym? I’ll never know.

  48. Joaquin ingles

    I didn’t know washboard abs could warp.

  49. Tara throws a little sweater on, explaining, “I like to leave something to the imagination.”

  50. the crazy betty

    this poor thing. she is looking rough.

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