When one human being encompasses all the worst elements of Tim Burton, Rick Springfield, Criss Angel, and that homeless guy on your street who keeps mumbling to himself about being famous.
Wait! You in the background! You heard of me?
Sorry Dick, that look still ain’t working.
Seriously…Who at The Superficial is Richard Grieco sleeping with? It’s the only explanation.
“I want YOU….to stop trying to figure out how I could possibly still be relevant.”
“Am not a loser! YOU are! YOU ARE! Yes, YOU are!”
Do you suppose his entire net worth is on his right arm?
Michael Richards retarded brother?
“Why are you doing that, “wiping your nose” thing with your hand? Oh!”
“It’s funny you should ask – I’m at the Saturn Awards because considering myself still relevant in the year 2012 technically qualifies as both a work of science fiction AND fantasy. Did you seem that Prometheus shit? Just by showing up I’m a lock to win *something*.”
Prometheus is proof you can sell a pretty turd. This guy’s got it half right.
Anyone who dresses like this without a sense of irony needs an intervention.
The only ceremony this noseless freak should be attending is the Botched Plastic Surgery Awards.
no matter how long you grow your hair on top, it still won’t change your receding hair line.
I think its totally cool that this former actor shows up at the salesman of the year awards ceremony for Saturn cars. Maybe next year the economy will turn around, and his sales numbers will actually get him nominated.
“Hey! If you are not going to finish those hot wings could you put them in a doggy bag so I can eat them alone watching “The Bachelor”?
Man, this dude is the anti-Skaarsgaard.
can Johnny Deep PLEASE share some of what he takes to look smoking hot to his fellow 21 Jumpstreet alum so he can at least look like a human again
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