1. dontkillthemessenger

    Who wouldn’t trust the greasiest man in America with hundreds of millions of dollars? And he’s spraying in his hairline with black paint too.

    Is it possible the crazy child molester was the sanest Jackson?

  2. Nice purse, shithead!

  3. Johnny P!

    Aging gracefully, I see, like the entire Jackson Clan.

  4. EricLr

    Try to guess where the sweat ends and the Jheri curl gel begins.

  5. Cock Dr

    MOOBS, a man purse and a shoe polish hairline.
    Where’s the scarf?

  6. What’s the score, is he kidnapping a Jackson or is he being kidnapped by one? I see the fingerprints on the window indicating a scuffle. Looks like he forgot to hide Grandmas pocketbook. When you go kidnapping you must have attention to detail.

  7. Frank Burns

    “If that little bitch Paris won’t give me my brother’s millions, I’m at least gonna steal her jewelry and handbag. I have my dignity, you know!”

  8. Oddly enough, the handbag is not the worst thing about this mess

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    Salt-n-Pepa never call anymore.

  10. Tara Reid again???

  11. mac

    where do you buy one of those jermaine jackson masks?

  12. The absolute inability to grow the fuck up that our “celebrities” universally display never ceases to amaze me…

  13. Just let your soul glow.

  14. Ana

    Connor Cruise in 10 years.

  15. squishy

    Bejezus! Freaks are replicating Connor Cruise’s frakkin hair do-not already!!!!!

  16. the crazy betty

    who is this chick?

  17. hijkmno

    HEY GIRLFRIEND!

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