superficial

  1. Glad to see that cut under his eye finally healed up.

  2. “Hey, I stopped being relevant in which year?”

  3. Johnny P!

    “Hey! Nelly! How big is yo’ dick?!?”

  4. I guess he wants to forget about the “2 in the pink” part…

  5. EricLr

    $10 says the guy on the right has more talent.

  6. Inner Retard

    Massive photobomb… in the foreground.

  7. Turd Ferguson

    Is Einstein trying to flip off someone?

  8. Govt. Cheese

    Nelly, Come ride with me!!! Seriously, there is a Zombie behind you bro.

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “Hey Nellie! What are you doing here?”

    “Delivering pizzas!”

  10. “Oh why do I live this way?
    (Hey… must be the money)”

    Can you taste the irony?

  11. Part of the “How Celebs Prefer to Work the Balls” series.

  12. Captain Obvious

    Can’t be him. There isn’t a band-aid in this picture. Thats science.

  13. CK

    Why does the other dude have two different legs?

  14. “Nelly” Hahahahahahaaa!!!

  15. I heard Ms. Furtado was into fitness now, but this is ridiculous.

  16. That “1968″ is the number of days left until he is eligible for parole.

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