1. Johnny P!

    Will probably be 1000% better than Desperately Seeking Susan.
    And I’m not a Gaga fan, just putting things in perspective…

  2. The chameleon… Can turn into any number of pop superstars of the past and regurgitate the same crap…

  3. EricLr

    That’s the most humiliating end for an animal since that chimp in Michael Jackson’s zoo committed suicide with “Rape” scrawled in feces on the wall.

  4. Pine Table Fever

    Yo dawg, we put a dog on your dog ‘cos we heard you liked dogs!

  5. SeymourButz

    So… does she kill people with her penis?

  6. Bionic_Crouton

    Wasn’t she Breathless Mahoney in “Dick Tracy”?

  7. Henry

    His jock’s showing.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Suddenly: Tyrion doesn’t seem like the weirdest Lannister.

  9. Blueberry

    Madonna must be livid. Lady Gaga does everything better. LOL.

  10. I hope the first person Machete kills is Lady Gaga.

  11. ash

    poor goggie

  12. Mike

    Well, this oughtta be interesting. I’ve got plans to see this, because I like the last “Machete” film.

  13. Raoul

    Bitch.

  14. downwithmuffins

    i would see this movie if it were Steven Seagal IN: things i kill with a machete

  15. It appears Gaga went out to eat and then left the restaurant with a doggie bag.

  16. Codot

    Mashitty.

  17. bernard

    Hey Gaga,
    that dog should be wearing you!

  18. the crazy betty

    she is a dog

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