The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.27.12

Lady GaGa's character poster for her acting debut in Machete Kills.

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  1. Johnny P!

    Will probably be 1000% better than Desperately Seeking Susan.
    And I’m not a Gaga fan, just putting things in perspective…

    Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm /  Reply /110
  2. Topher

    The chameleon… Can turn into any number of pop superstars of the past and regurgitate the same crap…

    Jul 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm /  Reply /192
  3. EricLr

    That’s the most humiliating end for an animal since that chimp in Michael Jackson’s zoo committed suicide with “Rape” scrawled in feces on the wall.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm /  Reply /114
  4. Pine Table Fever

    Yo dawg, we put a dog on your dog ‘cos we heard you liked dogs!

    Jul 27, 2012 at 6:19 pm /  Reply /91
  5. SeymourButz

    So… does she kill people with her penis?

    Jul 27, 2012 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /63
  6. Bionic_Crouton

    Wasn’t she Breathless Mahoney in “Dick Tracy”?

    Jul 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm /  Reply /41
  7. Henry

    His jock’s showing.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 7:10 pm /  Reply /24
  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Suddenly: Tyrion doesn’t seem like the weirdest Lannister.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 7:34 pm /  Reply /42
  9. Blueberry

    Madonna must be livid. Lady Gaga does everything better. LOL.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 8:06 pm /  Reply /82
  10. Iveski

    I hope the first person Machete kills is Lady Gaga.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 8:20 pm /  Reply /112
  11. ash

    poor goggie

    Jul 27, 2012 at 8:23 pm /  Reply /20
  12. Mike

    Well, this oughtta be interesting. I’ve got plans to see this, because I like the last “Machete” film.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 9:06 pm /  Reply /30
  13. Raoul

    Bitch.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 10:14 pm /  Reply /14
  14. downwithmuffins

    i would see this movie if it were Steven Seagal IN: things i kill with a machete

    Jul 28, 2012 at 1:57 am /  Reply /12
  15. vitobonespur

    It appears Gaga went out to eat and then left the restaurant with a doggie bag.

    Jul 28, 2012 at 3:25 am /  Reply /01
  16. Codot

    Mashitty.

    Jul 29, 2012 at 1:02 am /  Reply /01
  17. bernard

    Hey Gaga,
    that dog should be wearing you!

    Jul 29, 2012 at 5:33 am /  Reply /14
  18. the crazy betty

    she is a dog

    Jul 29, 2012 at 5:01 pm /  Reply /01

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