1. “Quick Kiefer, think of something masculine to do with your hands.”

  2. JimBB

    Oh, I soooo love it when people ask me stupid-as-fuck questions about “24″ as if it’s supposed to be real life or something.

  3. The mood quickly changed once Kiefer realized that he wasn’t at WhiskeyFest.

  4. buzz

    He better be announcing 24: Fucking up Moscow during this.

  5. I see traces of his former cuteness coming out here. This makes me happy.

  6. Drunk AllTheTime

    We all know that’s 190 proof water.

  7. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

  8. Mr. Fahrenheit

    “Did someone say ‘brown liquor?’”

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