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  1. On the other hand

    That cig should improve her skin tone and overall fitness.

  2. celebutard

    That’s the look of a guy who couldn’t move left quick enough.

  3. I may as well be the first …. Tara is smokin’

  4. Franken Skank just uses electrical tape to keep the pieces together.

  5. JimBB

    Ma’am, the sign out front specifically said that prostitutes are not allowed in the convention hall proper.

  6. She was a finalist for the best cosplay — horror genre. I think she only lost to the 40 guys who went as Pinhead from Hellraiser.

  7. Marketing Mike

    Poor guy, you can tell he’s never seen her stomach before.
    What a treat he has in store (vomits on keyboard…..)

  8. “Thanks for entering the ‘Make a Dress out of Duct Tape and Win a Date with Me, Tara Reid’ contest. No, seriously – thanks for entering. This is the only way I can afford clothes.”

  9. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “Jesus lady, let GO of my arm! You look older than my mother!”

    ‘Oh really? Is she into chicks? I have an Incest Is Best discount!’

  10. Harsky & Starch

    I’M SOOO FANCY!!!! Not.

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