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  1. Being John Malkovich’s Penguin Bitch.

  2. Cock Dr

    Who’s the bottom?

  3. CrashHell

    Oh…I see what’s going on here.

    SOO SORRY TO INTERUPT!

    Proceeeeeeeed…

  4. JimBB

    He probably doesn’t even know he’s at Comic-Con.

  5. Somebody’s agent just got fired.

  6. B Money

    Somebody’s tailor should be fired as well.

  7. kravdan

    John, remember that movie about being inside your head?
    You mean Being John Malkovich?
    No, I was referring to Con Air

  8. Flatliner

    My, what a charming inter-species couple. I wonder if they have a sex tape?

  9. Discount Dracula

    “Smile and wave boys, smile and wave …”

  10. Swearin

    In this photo, John Malkovich and the penguin suit he wears on the weekends…

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