I know there’s an Oompa Loompa dick joke in here somewhere…
I’ve never understood the fascination with this woman; but then again, I don’t masturbate with crayons.
Since she lip syncs, wears wigs and a disguise,
you could stuff just about any thin, huge breasted
30 year old into that outfit and fool an audience
(like she does every night)
She carved the microphone herself.
Out of a carrot.
Audience looks bored.
…i know how they feel.
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Katy Perry performing in New York City. (July 24, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News