I’d ram her like a BUK missile into flight MH17.
It was a premature ejaculation fragmentation missile that destroyed MH17 just saying.
ZOMG THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! PROBABLY THE BEST JOKE ABOUT A MASS CASUALTY AIR DISASTER I’VE READ ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, YOU’D HAVE SEX WITH HER BY BREAKING HER INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND SENDING HER SCREAMING TO HER DEATH FROM 33,000 FEET!!!!!!! NOT ENOUGH LULZ IN THE WORLD FOR YOU SIR!!!!!!!!
Please refer to the linked comment, or as I prefer to refer to it as, “Sparky’s Law”:
Every since I was at the Paris Hilton party, it won’t stop itching.
In my dreams she’s drawing my attention to that spot and saying ‘What happens next it’s entirely up to you.’
Don’t you just HATE someone SO good looking she can look down at her OWN ass and say,
“Yeah … I’d hit that!”
And everyone just has to nod their head in agreement?
That tart is just teasing me to go over there and plant my lips right on that butt. “Be patient…I’ll be there asap…”
I think the corn I had for lunch a couple of hours ago is running down the inside of my thigh. Would you check please?
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Karolina Kurkova in Saint Tropez. (July 24, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News