1. Czech Her Out!

    I’d ram her like a BUK missile into flight MH17.

  2. JimBB

    Every since I was at the Paris Hilton party, it won’t stop itching.

  3. cc

    In my dreams she’s drawing my attention to that spot and saying ‘What happens next it’s entirely up to you.’

  4. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Don’t you just HATE someone SO good looking she can look down at her OWN ass and say,

    “Yeah … I’d hit that!”

    And everyone just has to nod their head in agreement?

  5. That tart is just teasing me to go over there and plant my lips right on that butt. “Be patient…I’ll be there asap…”

  6. Harsky & Starch

    I think the corn I had for lunch a couple of hours ago is running down the inside of my thigh. Would you check please?

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