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  1. Harry Caray doing his best to avoid another of Tom’s impromptu concerts.

  2. JimBB

    You’d better run. When he puts on the Bear Bryant jacket, he’s all-but-invulnerable.

  3. kravdan

    12 times in a row somebody played What’s new pussycat and we finally had to unplug the jukebox.

  4. I don’t care what anyone says, this man has never been attractive. He’s the creepy, greasy car salesman of lounge music.

  5. That’s the look that makes Nic Cage say “man, dial it back a skosch.”

  6. Discount Dracula

    “I loved you in the movie with that talking dog and the balloon house!”

  7. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Tom Jones: “I feel FANTASTIC!”
    coincidentally the motto of
    The Society Of Old Men Who Walk Around With A Vibrator In Their Ass

  8. I really loved ♫ ♪ What’s New Pussycat? ♫ ♪

  9. “It’s not unusual for me to dress like a blind man.”

  10. Don Draper's Dad

    SEX BOMB!!!!

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