Harry Caray doing his best to avoid another of Tom’s impromptu concerts.
You’d better run. When he puts on the Bear Bryant jacket, he’s all-but-invulnerable.
12 times in a row somebody played What’s new pussycat and we finally had to unplug the jukebox.
I don’t care what anyone says, this man has never been attractive. He’s the creepy, greasy car salesman of lounge music.
His plastic surgeon must have used two Clydesdales to stretch his face that tight. Heave, you mighty stallions, heave!
…tom jones was, and still is, the muthafukin man.
That’s the look that makes Nic Cage say “man, dial it back a skosch.”
“I loved you in the movie with that talking dog and the balloon house!”
Tom Jones: “I feel FANTASTIC!”
coincidentally the motto of
The Society Of Old Men Who Walk Around With A Vibrator In Their Ass
I really loved ♫ ♪ What’s New Pussycat? ♫ ♪
“It’s not unusual for me to dress like a blind man.”
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