Ian Somerhalder at LAX. (July 24, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“SIRI, find daddy drugs.”
Is the next picture Lindsay Lohan flashing her tits at LAX by any chance?
Siri, find me somewhere where there’s no chance of seeing a Kardashian.
That’s what I’d be asking.
“OK, let’s give the cuntwhistle a try…”
Kim Kardashian: “Moooooooo”
Another vampire lost to Meth….
Fuck you Bateman…
Siri: “Got you….”
Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and gayer.
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